You Know What’s Better Than Sleeping With One Eye Open. Two. Keepin Both Eyes On You Mf

Elwin: What do we say when we're feeling depressed?

Keefe: This depression may be chronic but this ass is iconic

Elwin: Keefe no

Keefe: Keefe YES

Keefe: Are you saying my ass isn't iconic

BEAT HIS ASS WILL

oh he’s just like me fr

the “contains levels of poison only to be consumed by a zoldyck” had me DYING

Happy birthday, Hisoka 🃏🎂

I just found out that I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS DEKU

aw pretty bois

something you did that failed to be charming

(i gave in im weak alright)

no this is the most amazing thing i have ever seen

Yeehaw! Hisoillu week day 7!! Today’s prompt is AU  🐎 🤠

Th’e horse’s name is Bungee Gum

break me off a piece of that unspoken rivalry that everyone knows exists but will not acknowledge

hahaha i’m fine

OKAY OKAY new reblog game. put in the tags how long your longest playlist is

that’s it that’s the post

see this is what i ASPIRE to be

My favorite practical joke of all time: that one student who convinced an entire college that a Rhinocerus escaped from the zoo and drowned in the campus lake. This was achieved by:

A rhino-foot wastebasket, borrowed from a professor

The surreptitious application of footprints in the snow leading up to the banks of a frozen lake. A lake with a conspicuous, potentially rhinoceros-sized hole in the ice…

Just one of many shining moments in the career of infamous practical joker Hugh Troy