Aw This Just Made My Day

“Huh? I’m definitely right-handed... Why’s Excalibur in my left hand?”

he’s so stupid

i love him

break me off a piece of that unspoken rivalry that everyone knows exists but will not acknowledge

Elwin: What do we say when we're feeling depressed?

Keefe: This depression may be chronic but this ass is iconic

Elwin: Keefe no

Keefe: Keefe YES

Keefe: Are you saying my ass isn't iconic

i feel so targeted

dni if you took more than one ap class in high school, if you actually enjoy watching the football part of the superbowl, if you don’t like the color brown, if you;ve ever guessed a wordle word in less than four guesses, if your favorite shape is some dumb shit like an octogon, if you still consume media with inaccurate depictions of dinosaurs, if you like the way flowers smell, if your favorite pizza place is little caesers, or if you are exactly 5′8″

oh yes please

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

see this is what i ASPIRE to be

My favorite practical joke of all time: that one student who convinced an entire college that a Rhinocerus escaped from the zoo and drowned in the campus lake. This was achieved by:

A rhino-foot wastebasket, borrowed from a professor

The surreptitious application of footprints in the snow leading up to the banks of a frozen lake. A lake with a conspicuous, potentially rhinoceros-sized hole in the ice…

Just one of many shining moments in the career of infamous practical joker Hugh Troy

that is actually worse

A spider, but instead of hundreds of tiny eyes, it has one, big googly eye

dang that’s actually a good beat though

“Bang!” with every second beat removed

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Thanos?

The nearby Village simply knows you as the hunter who lives in the forest, but you have a dark secret. You are the former dark Lord. Today you returned from a hunt and found the Hero that defeated you in your Hut.

this is really accurate actually

Game night at the Zoldyck’s 🎮🙌 They play mario kart & Alluka completely destroys everyone Milluki is a Rosalina main, and Killua plays as Cat Peach Illumi never wins but the only time he’s close to getting first place he gets brutally blueshelled by Kalluto, and that’s the story of how Silva imposed the “Zoldycks can’t kill each other” rule