What Would You Do If You Saw Jeff Bezos In Real Life?

Inspiration:

pls I'm lonely

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

same

Attention deficit hyperactivity dungeons and dragons and diners and drive-ins and dives

pls do download adblock it has saved my life on many the occasion, I can’t bear to see someone go without this precious thing

I'm happy for everyone who pirates stuff in a safe way. I just pat my laptop comfortingly and go "Let's do this" and then pray to god my cheap ass virus protection doesn't get completely overrun as I go to freemoviefilm69.co.free

put a finger down if you had a cat named cuddles but he didn’t like to cuddle and was always super nice and cute and mrrfs? at you whenever you say “hi cuddles! i love you!” but is a bit strange at times like you didn’t really see him at night and he was always in your office standing on official documents and such cuz cats like paper right and then one day cuddles comes up to you and sits on your lap and you’re like cuddles wtf are you okay b/c cuddles is NOT cuddly and then cuddles looks you straight in the eyes and opens his mouth to mrrf! cuz you said hi cuddles i love you like always but instead you hear a super distorted hi cUdLles i lOv you and it’s all glitchy and stuff so you scream and dump cuddles off your lap and throw your glass of water at him and it shatters and you were folding laundry so you throw all of that at him too and then you wake up and were like oh it was a dream thank goodness but you never see that glass again and you swear you hadn’t folded that shirt why are my clothes so wrinkly and when you move the couch a couple weeks later you find a little tiny piece of broken glass but you dismiss it as nothing but paranoia but he’s acting kinda weird after that and then one day cuddles

pLEASE

percy wouldve had a tumblr blog back in 2012 where he actually uploaded real events but everyone thought he was just an incredible shitposter

What if Mr. Aizawa used his quirk on Hagakure??? THEN WE’D ALL BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE

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these all gave me an odd sense of peace

The one who sees in the painting a story, has that exceptional sensibility to capture the moments. Paintings by melnik5289.

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮. | 𝐠.𝐬.

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: ex!gojo satoru x reader

𝐰𝐜: 2.5k

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: thousands of words he wished he could've said, and a missed chance he didn't take; gojo satoru was truly a disappointment. inspired by the song save your tears - the weeknd

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬/𝐜𝐰: angst, hurt/no comfort, probably ooc (?), mentions of alcohol, mentions of family problems, gojo has abandonment issues, college au (no actual college references are made, but the characters are around college age), modern au, no-curse au; please let me know if I missed anything!

𝐚/𝐧: my first gojo fanfic ever! this fic was not only inspired by save your tears by the weeknd, but by a childe x zhongli tiktok that appeared on my fyp; I don't even play genshin lol but it was cute; very cute. ngl I am proud of myself for this one but the process of writing and revising was very...tedious to say the least lol. gojo and angst go hand in hand to say the least, its very fun to write. feel free to send feedback or share your thoughts, asks are always welcomed! please look forward to my future works! I hope you enjoy <3

You’re tipsy. He can tell by the way you seem to stumble a bit when moving side to side while dancing with your friends, the alcohol altering how well your brain controls your motor functions. The noise plaguing the party quiets down whenever you enter his field of vision. It wasn’t uncommon for him to give you his undivided attention; you were special like that.

Under the bright purple and pink lights, you looked like a masterpiece. Eyes shining with utter glee as you grabbed one of your friend’s arms and spun in circles, using their body weight as an anchor, orbiting them like the moon does the earth. It makes you even dizzier, but you didn’t care; it’s been a while since Gojo saw you laugh so freely, the sound of your giggling rings in his ears and he has the impulse to shut the world out.

He was leaning against a wall opposite to the dance floor, as far away as possible to avoid being spotted by you, with a red solo cup in his hand. The ice had melted already, watering down the rum flavoured coke he generously poured himself as soon as he arrived at the party—he got here at 9pm; it was almost midnight now. He doesn’t even like rum, but it was the first thing he found that could help him stifle the cogs constantly turning inside his head.

At some point, his imagination had taken over, picturing what it would be like to make direct eye contact with you right as you throw your head back in laughter, have you all to himself again; yours truly is selfish like that, he affirms in his head, rolling his eyes at his own expense. It would feel like the world stopped, just for the both of you. Only you and him in the middle of the room, enveloped by nothing and drowned by everything at the same time.

How much rum did he pour in his cup, again? His alcohol tolerance is not the best—h found out the bad way, after he had three shots and then proceeded to break a wooden table as he lost control of his humongously lanky limbs—so it wouldn’t surprise him that the reason why his fantasies felt so real was due to the cheap alcohol laying around. After all, there was no way you actually spotted him after he strategically hid from you as meticulously as possible, right?

There was always something about your eyes that he loved. Always so expressive and caring; for some reason, always reassuring. At this moment, he couldn't help but lose himself in your eyes. He loved the way they seemed to shine even brighter with the multicoloured, ever-changing lights; it made you look ethereal, more than usual at least. But the more he kept looking at you, the more it felt unexplainably odd.

He couldn’t help but feel a deep bottomless void sitting in the pit of his stomach as he realised your eyes weren’t shining because of the extravagant lighting.

No, your eyes were gleaming with freshly formed tears.

Lips pursed into a wobbling line, and a single tear trickling down your cheek; you were a sight for sore eyes. A sight that couldn’t help but break Gojo’s heart into sharper, smaller fragments that pierced his chest, leaving behind a throbbing ache. Once again, he was the cause of your tears; even after he promised, cross my heart and hope to die, he wouldn’t hurt you anymore, he had failed you. What a disappointment Gojo Satoru was.

Everyone else was too lost within themselves to notice your sudden change in mood. In their defence, everything happened so fast: your piercing gazes connecting, stopping time, and then moving on like nothing happened. Tears dried by your own soft fingertips; the same that used to draw soothing patterns down his back when he couldn’t sleep.

He never explicitly told you he had some sort of self-diagnosed insomnia, but after spending many nights together basking in each other's warmth, you had picked up on his irregular sleeping patterns. The constant tossing and turning, as well as the pacing outside your room when he thought you had fallen asleep, hadn't gone unnoticed by you. At the time, you didn't think that your presence would change much, but unbeknownst to you, it meant the world to him. For once, he was able to succumb to the gnawing slumber knowing someone cared enough to stay.

It took him a while to snap out of it. He should’ve prepared himself for a little bit more heartbreak; he should’ve known. Who would’ve guessed that watching you walk past him, acting like he wasn’t there, pretending you didn’t care about his existence, would hurt so much.

The balcony offered enough privacy for you to let out a long sigh. Kneeling against the metal railings grounded you a little, the material sending chills up your palms. Everything felt like it was slightly vibrating, probably because of the loud music inside. It was comforting in a way, a nice reminder that as soon as you wished to leave the torturous sentiments behind, you could just walk back inside and pretend like you never met the pair of cerulean orbs that made your chest constrict.

For a millisecond, the music grew louder, until the thud of the sliding door prefaced an uncomfortable silence, only accompanied by the ringing of adrenaline puncturing your ear drums. You knew who was standing behind you, but you didn’t dare turn around. Would it hurt to see him again? The thought of facing him made you quiver; the sole idea of feeling the emptiness he had made you feel for so long—it scared you.

“Mind if I join you?”

That’s what you expected from him. His pitchy voice, dripping with cockiness, announcing his intrusion into your makeshift haven, because there was no escape from the oh-so-great Gojo Satoru. Yet, the chilly wind kept on blowing, the muffled music kept playing and the uncomfortable taunt of his words never came. This time it was different. He sounded almost unsure; a bit scared. His voice so fragile, you were sure it was bound to break.

A simmering burn settled behind your eyes. The pain from biting your lip as hard as possible prevented any stray tears from escaping. A bitter giggle bubbling in your throat; you manged to swallow it back down just in time. The idea of Gojo asking for permission was kind of funny—he never really cared about what other people had to say.

He took your silence as an answer. A silent yet teasing, of course I mind you polluting my space with your presence; that’s how he imagined you’d respond. The thought made him want to laugh and cry at the same time. You’d always find a way to tease him, even if stupid, and naturally, he’d indulge you by succumbing to your light-hearted mockery. You weren’t that good at making fun of him; he knew you meant well. The love you laced your jabs with was always so tangible, they wouldn’t hurt him even if they tried. He would eat them up like candy, like a starved man feasting on the affection and attention and the everything he so desperately needed.

“Yeah, that’s fair.” He couldn’t help but mimic your body posture, bending at unusual angles as he made himself comfortable on the railings by your side. It would’ve been funny; like watching an adult trying to sit on a tricycle, making themselves as small as possible, with their knees bent, sticking out in weird directions and spine completely curved to grab the too-small handlebars with streamers hanging down at the ends. It would’ve been funny, maybe even adorable, if it wasn’t for the erratic pumping of your heart and the ringing in your ears, both telling you to hurry up and run away.

And you could, if you really wanted to, that is. The door was right there, silently judging you for letting yourself be in this situation longer than needed. Yet, you wouldn’t dare move, your legs frozen in place, as if the thoughts you tried so hard to conceal were silently begging you to say something, anything, to make the moment last just a little longer; to let yourself bask in the intimacy of being alone together one last time.

The desire to feel his warmth clouded your thoughts, pulling you towards him until you were fully exposed, vulnerable. An urge to scream, and cry and laugh maniacally making its way up from your stomach, tickling your palate, itching your mouth, where thousands of questions laid on the tip of your tongue, waiting for you to finally break.

With a huff, you straightened up, rolling your neck, and letting the cracks from your vertebrae fill the silence. The sound always made Gojo shudder. His eyes would squeeze shut, creating odd creases on his face that otherwise weren’t there, and his body would recoil, shivering exaggeratedly; he knew it made you laugh.

“I always cringe when you do that.” Grasping onto the faint familiarity, he shook his body in a slight violent manner to, hopefully, entertain you with one of his over-the-top performances.

There was a hesitant pause, filled to the brim with anticipation like the couple of seconds after a singer concludes their act, expecting a big round of applause. The slight smile on his lips was a bit shaky to say the least, eyes pleading for some form of reassurance.

Ignoring him was the best thing you could do in this moment, even if you secretly indulged in his reaction. Reminiscing old times would only waver the little courage you had gathered to turn around in his direction and make direct eye contact with the infinite pools that were his eyes.

Never in his whole life, would’ve he imagined you could make him feel so insignificant. Whenever he needed it, your warmth would lull him into bliss. You were a place of comfort for him to rest; something akin to the loving home that's always shown in cheesy feel-good movies. Homes with kids running in the front yard, playing with a golden retriever puppy, and parents standing on the porch with freshly squeezed but overtly sweet lemonade. Something akin to the loving home he never had.

Getting lost within each other felt like an eternity, the palpable tension only confirming your hypothesis. Both of you knew what was coming, one of you was bound to break, and there was no going back after that.

“Why did you leave?” You cracked first. With the barely-there tremble of your voice, you started chipping at the barrier of indifference you had clumsily assembled. You were always meant to crack first.

A lump started to form in his throat, constricting his airways, making him forcefully fight against the urge to paw at his neck until he could feel oxygen fill up his lungs again. The innate curiosity that constantly brewed inside your gut wouldn't allow you to leave without at least trying to find an answer to the questions plaguing your head. It would eat you up for days on end, and he was aware of that, so then, it was the least he could do, right? The least you deserved was an answer, something to calm down the storm looming over you.

“The truth is…” he felt like his whole skin was on fire. The dam restricting the flow of his thoughts was so close to breaking. The truth hanging from the tip of his tongue threatened to break his teeth and prey his lips open, desperate to come out.

Thinking about it made him gag. It made him feel inferior, like he was going against everything he learned and knew and used as a resource to survive. It felt like scorching bile blistering his oesophagus, begging to come out but despite the bitterness, he refused to let go.

How was he supposed to unwrap his fragile little mind, leave it out there in the open for you to judge? Could he even do that? How was he supposed to tell you that love was such a foreign concept to him, so unknown and painfully scary, that it made him want to rip his hair out and scratch his skin until he’s bleeding?

No one ever really cared about him enough to teach him about love. Looking back, he feels stupid for thinking of love as a transaction. So utterly foolish for thinking that people taught each other about love instead of sharing it unconditionally, growing along with it.

Constantly on the lookout, his little body always sought after some sort of unattainable warmth. For someone to see him as a child yearning to be loved instead of what he stood for. An object that represented his family lineage, the empire they built, with the sole purpose of carrying on a bloodline that didn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

He was nothing, but he had to be everything simultaneously. He learned to mould himself into different versions of the person people expected him to be. To get some words of affirmation, something to validate his existence, he had to shapeshift, please everyone around him, act as the opposite of the broken man he saw in the mirror.

By now, it had to become an instinct of his to hide behind a façade. To protect himself from the outside world and their reaction to learning that under all the layers of stone and dried concrete, he was filled to the brim with insecurities and fears and an insatiable craving of being seen.

Thus, when you walked into his life, taking the time to look past his armour-like persona, treated him with kindness and compassion. When he realised you were trying to love him for who he was behind the walls he spent all his life perfecting, he froze.

He couldn’t do it. He couldn’t let his guard down. If he did, then you and everyone else will know how much of a fraud he truly was. A weak, unlovable child that manipulated everyone into believing he wasn’t on the brink of despair; just an empty vessel of the character he tried so hard to play.

Gojo Satoru is not worthy of anything good, or at least that’s what his subconscious berates at him every single time he doesn’t feel miserable about himself.

So instead of letting himself break down, scream, and cry and curse—because he wouldn’t be able to hold onto the lies for much longer; because he was tired of how malleable he became to the point he couldn’t recognize who he was anymore; because he could not lose you the same way he lost himself—he let out a wet chuckle.

“Well, the truth is,” giggling to himself, the sound puncturing his heart and slitting his throat open; he said with a smirk. “I think I just stopped liking you.”