Being A Neurodivergent Person Living With Or Just Being Around Neurotypicals Means You Need To Compromise

Avocados are overrated

Me

Roses are read, violets are purple. Hope y’all now know the colours, you frikking shurple

My frikking head

Tony, lying in bed about to go to sleep: shall I turn off the light?

Stephen: FRIDAY just a second please

Tony: *lying down and closing his eyes*

Stephen: *counting down to 00:00* 5…4…3..2..1

Stephen, as the light goes dark: you missed our anniversary. Goodnight.

Tony: *sitting up at once*

Don’t cry because its over

I miss the days from 2000

O worm

Sam: I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”.  Steve: You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!  Clint: Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup?  Nat: I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong.  Thor: I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy.  Bruce: I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated. Tony: In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worcestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances.  Rhodey: So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions. Bucky: This Not Soup. Peter: Breadn’t.

*starts jumping around out of nowhere

It started so cool and now my day is ruined

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

Cursive