TUMBLER I PRESENT THY A OPPOSITE MERMAID!

What if bugs would give light.

How fucked up would that be if they were in your room at night.

I was nicely laying in my bed when i felt something tickeling my arm. So i thought: hey what is this weird feeling lets check it out. So i took my phone and turned my flashlight on. Turned out there was a FUCKING BEAST IN MY BED, WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GET IN MY BED!!!! THIS IS ILLEGAL SAMANTHA!!!! THIS IS RAPE.

Pepper snapped 😂

Good find on Facebook

I think life is starting to run out of stuff to ruin my life.

Right now my arm feels like its slowly breaking for no fucking reason, like... dude this is so fucking uncreative, find something new

A Sherlock’s 10th anniversary gift.

Mark recorded a video for Youku’s (a Chinese website) fans.

Avocados are overrated

Me

Jezus was eaten by tigers

No i will not explain

Me: is gay

Me: *dies*

Me: *arrives in heaven*

Angel: welcome my child

Me: i knew i shoule have commited murder