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Fuck I’m upset I looked into strawberry-crocodile’s callout and stuff and like.

She gets called a fucking “weirdo and a creep” for…

Like holy shit these people don’t care at all about actual harm done to the community, they just want to isolate vulnerable and kinky trans women (note the bitching about “hey transmisogyny?”) I’m sorry this is so fucking upsetting.

With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)

You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯

The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)

You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))

This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D

Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪

Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.

If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O

I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)

Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ

Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.

If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.

I know he would have loved this art

I am heartbroken to hear about the passing of David Lynch, one of my favourite directors, artists and people. He was such an inspiration and especially in a creative and artistic way. Thank u for all the amazing pieces of work, film, art and many more things.

This shit is making me cackle because legit. I haven't read the books or cared enough to indulge in the entire show, but the lore of ASOIAF is something I absolutely obsess over, especially with the extremely spiteful reluctant hero that is Jon Snow lol

at the end of the day i think the reason we’re all so obsessed w jon snow in the books is the inherent comedy of the Chosen One being sent to magical boarding school and just hating every minute of it. he’s not realizing his full magical girl potential he’s just exhausted. mans is TIRED. there’s a literal giant camping out in his front yard and he’s stressing over salt beef. there is an uber hot magical witch actively trying to seduce him and he’s just like ‘omg ygritte had red hair… im going to kms’. he is actively becoming a wolf. like straight up animorphing into his pet dog. and he doesn’t give a shit he’s like ‘hm that’s weird’ and then he gets distracted smelling satins’ hair again. easily the most character of all time. god.

Oh my GOD

muzzled camilla hect courtesy of blood of eden

I saw a screenshot of Karlach in this armor and knew what I had to do…

Has this been done? Well I’m posting it regardless.

uh oh, oh NO, this sHIP

Hello all, I want to introduce a book series I'm writing called Tales From The Twelve Gods.

As of now, I'm already working on book 2 and editing book 1.

The series follows Bael, a Vessel for the God of Corruption, as he embarks on a quest to kill the Ruler of Birds, a demigod of Life who has waged war and taken control of the oceans in its entirety.

The story definitely is more in depth with that, but I'd like to keep the synopsis on the down low for a little longer.

I hope you enjoy the snippet I've attached below :)

Mwah, love you all

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Once upon a time, eleven gods sat upon their thrones, far and deep amongst the cosmos, where humanity would never touch.

There were the twins, Life and Death.

The siblings: Feast, Corruption, Sky, Earth, Power, and Truth.

The two young lovers, Light and Dark.

And the child of the lovers, Love itself.

Their thrones sat infinitely high, the perfect size for each and every member of the universe, as they created what they wanted, and looked down as it became its own, curious and yearning to learn more. While they knew everything before, they did not know everything after. The future was a mystery, even to the last god that was born, Time.

It came to Death as she watched Sky create a star. A ball of fire and magic that gave Light immense happiness. It was a gift. Death wanted to destroy his gift. The happiness that was granted to his friend made him sick. So, when he was alone, he made a new friend. And then he called him Time. He told Time to destroy the star, and so he did. Death had convinced Time that he could not exist without him, and that he must do everything for him.

Time listened.

And, well, history tells the rest.

Of the twelve gods that sit upon the cosmos, in a place that humanity could never touch

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This is the very short intro, and I may attach the prologue soon if this is liked.

Can't wait to share more 🥰