Look I Have No Agenda Here, I Just Got A Great Laugh Outa This And Wanted To Pass It Along! I Mean, If

Look I have no agenda here, I just got a great laugh outa this and wanted to pass it along! I mean, if we can’t laugh at ourselves, life is a lot less fun, wouldn’t you agree? 🤣

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors & the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. ‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’ So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking…. 'Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 

PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store  just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex & have money & like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

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2 years ago

Forced Confessions

Just a quick note. 

Don’t believe when the terrorist organization occupying Iran claims that so-and-so confessed to murder or injuring a Basiji. 

Majidreza was tortured. In every photo following his arrest, his arm was broken and he looked like he was beaten. These are FORCED confessions. When you’re being tortured, you’ll say anything to make it stop. 

And if you hear or read anyone claim otherwise, please say something. Do not let this terrorist organization perpetuate lies about our heroes.

2 years ago

Absolutely stunning!! 😍🔥😍

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1 year ago

A measure of resolve, commitment and personal integrity that few Americans could even recognize today, sad to say…

Declaration Of Independence.
Declaration Of Independence.

Declaration of Independence.

2 years ago

Timeless wisdom from which we can all benefit!

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2 years ago

CANNOT STOP WATCHING HER!! 😍🔥😜

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3 years ago

Just linger here for a minute or two… make sure you have your volume up. Imagine the sound of snow falling, a sound more felt than heard…


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3 months ago
Firenze

Firenze

3 years ago

To paraphrase Pontius Pilate, I can find no fault with this wisdom! 👌🥃😎

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2 years ago

Happy St Patrick’s Day to those of Irish descent and to all those who are Irish at heart! 🍻 Slaínte!!

And since we’re drinking & toasting today, I’d like to offer up my favorite toast, for weddings but it’s fitting for any occasion:

May you live as long as you want to

And want to as long as you live! 🥂

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