Mivamoonlights - 🌹The Witch You Couldn't Burn🌹

No, I'm obsessed

boyfriend vibes pt. 4 ❣

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Beautiful angels

Todoroki Shouto ❄️🔥

House of the dragon x Gen neutral!Reader incorrect Quotes (Platonic)

N/a: Rhaenicent, platonic, reader can be interpreted as best friends or relative, Modern!AU.

Lucerys: Truth or Dare?

Y/n: Truth.

Lucerys: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/n: Dare.

Lucerys: Go to sleep.

Y/n: I don't like this game.

Y/n: I want to be a caterpillar.

Rhaenyra: Explain?

Y/n: Eat a lot, Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Rhaenyra: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?

Y/n: That's another highlight

Rhaenyra: (Y/n) no-

Y/n: Queen Rhaenyra, What do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: Revenge.

Y/n: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: Instruments of Torture.

Y/n: What Harmless thing do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: A new set for Syrax.

Y/n: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Lucerys: Because their hands are too shor-

Aemond: because they are all dead...

Y/n: Hey, Rhaenyra? Can I get some dating advice?

Rhaenyra: Just because I’m with Alicent doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Y/n: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Luke: Okay, but in my defense, Jace bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Y/n: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Y/n: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Daemon: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n: No, it’s not you.

Rhaenyra: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n: It’s not you either.

Aegon: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n:

Y/n, mockingly: Is IT mE Y/n?

Y/n: Truth or dare?

Harwin : Dare

Y/n: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Harwin: Hey Laenor

Laenor, blushing: Yeah?

Harwin : Could you move? I’m trying to get to Rhaenyra

Y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Viserys , in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Rhaenyra : what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/n: playing systemic oppression

Aegon: Why are Y/n and Helaena sitting with their backs to each other?

Aemond: They had a fight.

Aegon: Then why are they holding hands?

Aemond: They get sad when they fight.

Y/n: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Helaena: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Aegon: I got distracted about halfway through.

Aemond: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Y/n: Can I be frank with you guys?

Helaena: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Aegon: Can I still be Aegon?

Aemond: Shh, let Frank speak.

Y/n: I was arrested for being too cool.

Alicent: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Y/n: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Baela: Wasn't Rhaena with you?

Rhaena: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

*Y/n and Aegon sitting in jail together*

Aegon: So who should we call?

Y/n: I’d call your mom, but I feel safer in jail

Alicent: HELP! I TOLD RHAENYRA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Y/n: , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Y/n please come to the front desk?

Y/n, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Luke and Joffrey

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Luke and Joffrey , simultaneously: We got lost :(

Y/n: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Y/n, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Jace: Hey.

Luke: Hi.

Joffrey: Hello.

Aegon iii: Hey!

Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Viserys ii: We were out of Doritos.

lapse, envy on the coast

This is my mood most of the time.

Y/N: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE MOTHERFUCKERS….

Y/N: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Bucky: what the hell…??

Nat: Y/N is trying to yell mental health and well-being into you guys…

Y/N: I LOVE AND APPRECIATE BOTH OF YOU BOYS…

Loki: *on a verge of crying* It’s working…

#he really said we cope through humor

if this isn’t Calum then I don’t know what is

Aegon, staring at Y/N with heart eyes:

Aemond, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.

Me and you my friend

I'm afraid I just fell into the Benjicot Blackwood rabbit hole. Oops.

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