Listen, Listen. Vanya Would Understand ’cause She Has Realistic Expectations Of What I Am. And What

No, I'm obsessed

boyfriend vibes pt. 4 ❣

I hate you because when I look into your eyes, I see the woman I used to be.

I hate you. Because when you were born, your father said he loved me.

Then he went back to his grand wife and his grand house whilst I lay pathetic and half-dead on a straw mat, my thighs slick with blood.

I hate you. Because if I didn’t…

I’d love you.

dear to me, electric guest

mary, big thief

Aemond, Helaena and Aegon at the cinema:

Aemond: Do you want sweet or salty popcorn?

Helaena, smiling and clutching Aegon's hand: I like my popcorn how I like my husband.

Aemond: They don't sell ugly popcorn.

Can someone please write a one shot/ or a multi chaptered fic of what would happen realistically if Vhagar had swallowed Luke alive like the wolves do in Grimm's fairy tales?

Like I want to see both Luke and Aemond panicking and losing their shit over this.

Like imagine Aemond returning back to King's Landing and Alicent waiting for him worried as shit and she knows that something is wrong bc of her own personal radar that is trained for the worst situations imaginable, so she's like:

"Aemond.... I heard Rhaenyra's son was also in Storm's End. Did you happen to see him? Why are you shaking?"

Aemond: "Well, about that... That's what I wanted to talk to you about..."

Alicent: "What do you mean? Did you see him or not?"

Aemond: "Yes, yes, but... there were some complications... Vhagarkindaatehimonthewayhere."

Alicent in absolute terror: "Vhagar did WHAT?!"

Aemond: "But, but - before you yell at me again... there are also good news."

Alicent, ready to pass out: "There's a boy. inside. the STOMACH. OF. A. DRAGON! What good news-?"

*she hears very clearly Luke yelling from inside of the beast's belly, wanting to get out and faints*

*****

Edit: Meanwhile, Vhagar, who swallowed Luke on purpose because "Visenya still hasn't confessed her feelings to that Dornish kid, eh? Must I do everything myself?" 😒

cranes in the sky, solange