@my-life-in-10-years Idk If This Is What You Expected And I Did Want To Do This Digitally But I Suck

Has Sephiroth ever tried catnip?

SOLDIER Vlogging Shenanigans pt. 34

[The video starts. It's Genesis, looking unkempt with wide, blood-shot eyes and messy hair. He's leaning over a kitchen countertop looking exhausted]

"I'm going to be arrested."

[There's a deep, verbalized meow in the background. Genesis briefly looks at something beyond the camera, then rubs his face]

"So...I thought it'd be funny to play into all the Sephiroth is a cat nonsense and—"

"Meow"

[Genesis stops again, looks long and hard at something behind the camera, then sighs a trembling breath. There's panic in his eyes]

"And I put catnip in Sephiroth's humidifier."

[Genesis pans the camera around slowly, the video filming all of Sephiroth's kitchen before finally landing on something on the floor]

"Oh goddess I'm going to JAIL."

[It's Sephiroth as high as a kite. He's sprawled out on the floor in a starfish position. There's a uncharacteristic, dopey grin on his face. He looks drugged out of his mind]

"Meow," he says in a deep voice.

"He's been like this for three hours now," Genesis says from behind the camera. "Do you all understand why I'm freaking out now? It's like a broke a government weapon—"

"Meow."

[Genesis turnes the camera back around, filming himself as he nervously runs a hand through his hair]

"I need to take him down to the infirmary—"

"Meow"

[Genesis looks stressed]

"I'd call Angeal but I don't want to be arrested and killed—"

"Meow."

[Genesis snaps his head up, frowning the incapacitated SOLDIER on the floor]

"Sephiroth, my friend, either stop interrupting me or pick something other than meow to say!"

[Sephiroth doesn't reply, and the following moments are silent. Genesis nods in approval, then redirects his attention back to the camera]

"Anyway, as I was saying—"

"Fuck you."

"WHAT THE F—"

[Genesis quickly ends the video]

Let us preach this post

giving malik dark skin and a big nose whilst giving altaïr light skin and a small nose is quite possibly the worst thing you could do

Bestie! Solomon back at it again

MC: *giggles*

Solomon: *laughs* This is gonna be awesome.

MC: Oh, yeah, definitely.

Lucifer: *happens to walk past* ?!

Solomon: Oh, hey, Lucifer.

MC: Hello.

Lucifer: *quickly confiscates the magic potion bottle from Solomon, knowing it's a concoction that can melt anything and anyone* What do you think you're doing with this?! This is an extremely dangerous potion!

Solomon: Yeah, I know.

Lucifer: Of course, you know! MC doesn't-

MC: I know.

Lucifer: ...excuse me?

MC: I know.

Lucifer: Yes, I heard you! I just want to know why in the Devildom you're willing to use this potion knowing it could melt your skin in just a drop?!

MC: *shrugs*

Lucifer: You're- *frustrated sigh* unbelievable.

Solomon: Shh, shh, let them be. I'm here *smiles 'innocently'*

Lucifer: ...no. I'm taking this with me *walks away*

MC: *sad*

Solomon: Don't worry, MC *pulls out a small vial from his pocket with an evil smirk* I always have a backup plan after all.

MC: *evil smirk* This is why we're besties.

In the student council room...

Lucifer: *tired sigh* Can we pick another human?

Diavolo: Oh, but why? They're very entertaining so far. Don't you agree, Barbatos?

Barbatos: *smiles* Yes, Young Master.

Lucifer: You're only agreeing because you have to.

Somewhere outside: *terrified screams, glass smashing, sounds of fire crackling that causes the school's water sprinkler to activate and evil laughter*

The royals: ....

Diavolo: *laughs* It seems that I've brought the right human!

Lucifer: Diavolo!

Interesting barb. Very very interesting👀

hmmm...

@barbatos-pls-step-on-me 👀 professional opinion?

I was just bored and yah I did this

Also link here if ya wanna try!

TierMaker

Create a Obey me Tier List

No

I'm also curious as to why each om! boy is rated as such so to anyone doing this, I'd love to see your reasons! Tag me while you're at it too (if ya wanna)!

Here's mine if ya wanna read

I'm a HUGE simp for Barbatos and Solomon

I'd imagine that Simeon is obvious, but also because he's a writer like I am! Would love to exchange story ideas with him

Lucifer... Well, he is my type. Fancy and rich lol but he's very prideful so honestly, I much rather keep him as a friend to avoid couple fighting🙄but would still date him

Satan, also my type. Bookworm. But I see him as a sibling at most or a bestie

Diavolo... I really have no chance with him. Would love him as a bestie tho!

Mammon is too overbearing to me. I don't mind him. It's just that he gets annoying sometimes but I love him still

I used to simp for Beel until my feelings grew platonic and now I just wanna pat him and feed him. I see him as a sibling!

I only see Asmo as a bestie sorry

Honestly? Fuck Belphie and Levi. Belphie fucking killed me, used me, and definitely saw me as Lilith for a period of times. But... I suppose he can be tolerable

Levi tho? I'm sorry to all the Levi stans but HOLY SHIT this guy infuriates me TOO MUCH. I won't go into detail but fucking hell

WHOEVER SEXUALIZE OR LOVES LUKE ROMANTICALLY, PLEASE BLOCK ME. GO AWAY. I DON'T NEED CREEPS

"Kill Me."

[A Diluc x Jean fanfic]

Warning: Death, angst, mentions of torture

Note: This was actually supposed to be a Diluc x reader but JaeLuc angst is just... Yea

"You have to kill me."

Those are the most ridiculous words that have ever escaped Jean's lips the entire time Diluc has been together with her. Yet...

"Of course, love."

He raises his claymore, ready to slash it down her body. Though his expression and stance says that they're ready, his eyes do not. Jean slowly looks up to his hands and notice how they're barely shaking. A sad smile made its way to her lips.

"It's okay."

Diluc didn't want to do this. Not at all. Not after he finally finds the only person that can make him feel feelings he had long forgotten, the only one that can finally make him smile so happily and genuinely, the only one who can make him relax despite all the burden he's carrying on his shoulders. He was not ready to lose the person he loves the most.

"Jean, I..."

The blonde looks straight into his eyes.

"Do it."

"I..."

Muffled voices are heard from afar, yelling, "Find the traitor!"

Diluc is not ready to lose the love of his life, but he's also not willing to give her up to the knights. With one final loving look from Jean, he brings the flaming claymore with all his might, hoping that he can end her life in one slash. The once highly respected Acting Grand Master coughs out blood before her body collapses onto the ground.

The nobleman puts away his claymore, eyes desperately scanning any signs of life from Jean but much to his disappointment, there were none. Eventually, the knights find him and Jean's corpse.

"Master Diluc. I assume you have taken care of her?" One of the three knights question.

"Of course. Now, take her away and release the others." He ordered, staring at the leader of the group with a sharp glare.

"As per your request, Master Diluc."

To think that Jean was labelled as a traitor just because she was falsely accused of being in shady businesses with the Fatui angers Diluc and as a result, Barbara, Lisa, Amber and Kaeya were locked up and interrogated the hard way. He had visited them. They all were in bad conditions after receiving countless of beatings.

He was determined to save Jean, but his efforts were in vain and the only way to end her suffering is to take her life. To watch the life in her eyes disappear as quickly as he brought down his claymore onto her body, it kills him.

To say he was devastated was an understatement. He didn't even say or receive one final 'I love you' before she left him for good.

It's 2:23 am here and suddenly, I had the idea of Violet in modern clothing. Then, I had more ideas and drew Benedict and Leon as well... Idk if it was worth it but honestly, Benedict can step on me and I'd thank him. Boi wearing heels and another one having long hair? Sign me tf up. They are best bois and Violet is best girl

Sephiroth and cadet cloud spend the day together!

Sephiroth is out on a solo mission and brought Cloud along to teach him the ropes. After a long day of work, they settle down at their campsite.

The glowing fire heats their faces, the cup in Cloud's hand is warm enough to lull him into a sense of safety, and he just can't get a thought out of his head.

"Sephiroth?" Cloud asks after a period of mutual silence.

Sephiroth looks up from his own tea. "Yes?"

Cloud looks back down at his tea. "Do you think we're friends in every universe."

Sephiroth considers.

"I don't know," he replies. "Are there others besides this one?"

Cloud begins to swirl the liquid in its cup. Anxiety has sunk it's teeth three inches deep into his shoulder blades.

"Maybe there are. Maybe there's one out there where we're enemies, you and I."

Sephiroth's eyebrows flash. He makes a quiet noise of amusement before setting his own cup on the ground in front of him.

"Well, if such a life even exists..."

Cloud feels Sephiroth's gloved hand weigh on his shoulder. He looks up, surprised to see the older man smiling at him.

"I'm glad we're not a part of it."