Honestly? I'm Just Simping For Mammon With Long Hair Like... YES. ROCK IT BOI

Lullaby (Mammon fluff)

Gn! Reader

Fluff (not angst this time yeay)

Mammon has his head on MC's lap as the human runs their fingers through the soft, white locks. His jacket is neatly folded on the small table beside his bed with his shades sitting on top of it. Whenever he's had enough, he always seeks out to his one and only human but he always worry that he might be a nuisance to them. However, this doesn't discourage him from searching for his human housemate.

MC, on the other hand, never minded his company. In fact, they've always cherished all the time together. After all, having a tsundere as your partner is not very easy but it's times like these that Mammon gets to show his affection without having anyone mocking him.

Mammon: Hey, MC?

MC: Hm?

Mammon: Can you... Um...

MC: Just tell me, Mammon. You know I'm not gonna get angry

That isn't the reason why. Mammon bites his lip and turns his back towards MC to try and hide his face.

Mammon: W-Well, I know that

MC: Then, speak up. I won't know if you don't tell me

Mammon: ...can you sing a lullaby for me?

Ah, such an innocent request. MC chuckles lightly and shakes their head.

MC: Already wanna escape to dreamland?

Mammon: Th-That's not what I mean! I-I, well... Dammit!

MC: *laughs* I'm just joking. You must be sleepy after such a long day. I'll sing something for you

Mammon relaxes a bit and closes his eyes, preparing himself. MC starts humming, slowly transitioning to singing with 'ah' with a mix of humming. He swears, if he could feel the calmness the Celestial Realm constantly radiates back when he was an angel, this is it. The lullaby MC sings for him makes him sleepy and with the added soothing touch the human has, it's impossible not to sleep to that.

Sooner or later, Mammon lightly snores, indicating that he's sleeping. This puts a small and gentle smile on MC's face. They lean down to give the demon a forehead kiss.

MC: Good night, Mammon. I love you

How do Angeal and Lazard feel about Heidegger being a creepy old perv around Sephiroth tho?

Heidegger MOSTLY keeps it it on the down-low, but Angeal and Lazard are observant enough to notice. It definitely creeps them out something fierce, even if Sephiroth himself seems mostly unperturbed. Since he doesn't really want to address the issue, there's not much they can really do. Heidegger outranks both of them.

Hojo, to his utmost credit, would have easily arranged for a little "accident" to befall his colleague if Heidegger ever made an attempt to "soil" his perfect son.

the line that hooked me in, I knew I was gonna be fan after this LOL he's so cute 🐶💙

Has Sephiroth ever tried catnip?

SOLDIER Vlogging Shenanigans pt. 34

[The video starts. It's Genesis, looking unkempt with wide, blood-shot eyes and messy hair. He's leaning over a kitchen countertop looking exhausted]

"I'm going to be arrested."

[There's a deep, verbalized meow in the background. Genesis briefly looks at something beyond the camera, then rubs his face]

"So...I thought it'd be funny to play into all the Sephiroth is a cat nonsense and—"

"Meow"

[Genesis stops again, looks long and hard at something behind the camera, then sighs a trembling breath. There's panic in his eyes]

"And I put catnip in Sephiroth's humidifier."

[Genesis pans the camera around slowly, the video filming all of Sephiroth's kitchen before finally landing on something on the floor]

"Oh goddess I'm going to JAIL."

[It's Sephiroth as high as a kite. He's sprawled out on the floor in a starfish position. There's a uncharacteristic, dopey grin on his face. He looks drugged out of his mind]

"Meow," he says in a deep voice.

"He's been like this for three hours now," Genesis says from behind the camera. "Do you all understand why I'm freaking out now? It's like a broke a government weapon—"

"Meow."

[Genesis turnes the camera back around, filming himself as he nervously runs a hand through his hair]

"I need to take him down to the infirmary—"

"Meow"

[Genesis looks stressed]

"I'd call Angeal but I don't want to be arrested and killed—"

"Meow."

[Genesis snaps his head up, frowning the incapacitated SOLDIER on the floor]

"Sephiroth, my friend, either stop interrupting me or pick something other than meow to say!"

[Sephiroth doesn't reply, and the following moments are silent. Genesis nods in approval, then redirects his attention back to the camera]

"Anyway, as I was saying—"

"Fuck you."

"WHAT THE F—"

[Genesis quickly ends the video]

Ac1week//05 enemy

the closest friends become the closest enemies

The brothers + undateables if they were to pick up an instrument

-The brothers-

Lucifer:

- surprise, surprise

- he's a piano guy

- but there's a reason to this

- back in the Celestial Realm, many angels, including his own siblings, admired and loved his piano playing

- even on the day where Diavolo came, he played the piano that enchanted him

- Lilith especially loved the piano

- after falling in Devildom, he avoided the piano at all costs

- he doesn't want to cry

- for once, he thanks his never-ending paperwork as he can use that as an excuse to avoid playing his favourite instrument

- but the few times he did play the piano, Mammon always seem to catch Lucifer crying while playing

- he has a love and hate relationship with the piano

Mammon:

- he isn't talented when it comes to playing instruments

- but when he stumbled upon the kalimba, he couldn't help but be addicted to playing it

- it's such a small and simple instrument, he just absolutely loves it

- loves the beautiful melody his kalimba makes

- hides this talent from his brothers for fear that they might ridicule him for playing such an instrument

- but one day while playing the kalimba to pass time, Asmodeus was in love with the melody and was confused as to what instrument would make such a sound and follows it

- finds Mammon playing the kalimba alone in the planetarium

- and calls the others to listen to Mammon playing the instrument

- the rest were enchanted by Mammon's playing

- doesn't talk about it

- until it was Beelzebub's and Belphegor's birthday

- the twins requested that Mammon plays the kalimba

- is taken aback but doesn't protest

- Mammon plays his favourite melody on the kalimba

- everyone likes that

Leviathan:

- plays the flute

- but only does it because he saw Ruri-chan playing it

- is surprisingly naturally talented on the flute

- when his package arrived, his brothers thought it was just more merch and figurines

- nope, it was his flute

- while he was practicing playing an anime opening, Lucifer overheard his playing

- thought it was beautiful

- eventually, Lucifer had to barge in and interrupt his playing because Levi had done a little prank on him

- Levi was nervous about his punishment but instead of that, Lucifer requests that he plays something on the flute

- anxiety through the roof and probably up in the Celestial Realm

- his hands were shaky at first but after a few seconds, he got into playing that as if Lucifer suddenly disappeared from his room

- playing beautifully and happily as if there was no tomorrow

- after playing, Lucifer praises Levi's talent and his face is just red

Satan:

- surprise, surprise 2.0

- violin guy

- he wasn't interested in such an instrument at first but finds out that according to the humans, it was one of the most difficult instruments to play

- decides to take the challenge

- he regrets ever underestimating just how difficult playing the violin is

- at first, he ironically plays it just to show who's boss

- now he can't stop playing

- the first time he tried to play it, his arm is sore, neck is stuck in a certain position and cramps are terrible

- but after Beelzebub offers to give him a massage after each violin session, he was more fired up to prove the humans wrong

- low-key was praising each human and person who were able to stand through the torture of violin playing

- when he finally got the hang of it, the first piece he played is his favourite cursed song

- it was more beautiful and melodic on the violin than the original instrument

- is in love with the new melody and loves the song even more

- occasionally stays back at school to play the violin provided at RAD's music room

- girls (and maybe some guys) heard his playing and immediately fell in love with it

- for the rest of school days, Satan finds mysterious love letters left on his desk, in his locker, sometimes given by teachers themselves and has no idea why

- the rest of his brothers knew but doesn't say anything

Asmodeus:

- he wouldn't want to ruin anything on his body or leave any kind of bruise anywhere

- but he makes he makes an exception only for one instrument

- the guitar

- when he first started picking up the instrument, he immediately wanted to quit playing because his fingers hurt

- but after watching a couple of videos of people playing the guitar AND still having beautiful hands, he decides to play it once again

- it was torture for him and almost quit again but he finds out that some people wears bandages around their fingers to protect them

- and so he did

- eventually, he takes it off after mastering simple switching

- his fingers hurt once again but doesn't mind because he loves playing the guitar

- and because of his constant playing, his skin has grown thicker to withstand the strings of the guitar

- now it doesn't hurt whenever he plays

- the few rare times where he actually plays the guitar for someone, with his charm and melody, the person immediately falls in love with him

- his brothers were pleasantly surprised when they found out that he plays the guitar instead of any other instrument

- he takes pride in that

Beelzebub:

- surprise, surprise 3.0

- dude plays the drums

- he's into metal

- one day while watching some mukbang videos, he accidentally clicked on a Jacksepticeye drum cover video and was wondering how can he multitask like that

- so he told Lucifer that he wanted to practice playing drums

- Lucifer was surprised but doesn't protest his brother's request

- he found out just how difficult it is playing drums

- but once he got the hang of it, his level of playing can be compared to a veteran's

- a group of band saw him playing and offered if Beel wanted to join

- he immediately agreed to it and now thanks to him, the band is well-known in the Devildom

- sometimes would perform during assembly under Diavolo's request

- everyone listening was headbanging and yelling at the top of their lungs

- every time the band perform, it's always lively due to how catchy and metal the music was

- sometimes, Beel would give up his meals just to practice with his band mates

- loves it whenever he rocks the stage

Belphegor:

- sleepy boi

- doesn't want to move much

- so he plays the theremin

- according to a lot of people, it's one of the more difficult instruments to play as you need to have a good ear and there's a lot of tricks you have to learn with your hands

- but this boi is gifted with perfect pitch

- takes up the theremin

- for a beginner, he's not that bad

- after hours and hours of practice, he plays the theremin expertly

- it's a peculiar but interesting instrument so his brothers nag him to play it

- is annoyed by the constant nagging so he just plays a short song

- the melody is somewhat alien-like but it was also somewhat beautiful

- his brothers loves how he plays the theremin

- sometimes would play it for Beel if he has difficulties in sleeping

- only plays a certain song originating from when they were back in the Celestial Realm

- is the only lullaby Beel sleeps to

- Belphie is happy to play it for his twin

-Undateables-

Diavolo:

- for some reason, this man loves anything that's got to do with anything Irish or Scottish

- when he finds out that they were the two main countries that played bagpipes, he couldn't help but order Barbatos to get him one as well

- and also a kilt

- playing the bagpipe was difficult but he found an instructor to teach him how to play it

- hours and hours of practice, he finally manages to play it

- now whenever he has free time, he would play his favourite songs on the bagpipe with Barbatos surprisingly loving to listen to him play

- though, sometimes when Lucifer, or even more rarer times when his brothers join him, Diavolo would jump out while playing the bagpipe, playing an iconic Irish/Scottish song

- with a kilt

- as much as Lucifer wanted to scold him, he couldn't help but also enjoy the song

- and his random shenanigans

- though, if he were to play for his partner, he would play a romantic song on his bagpipe

- unless his partner asks otherwise then expect him to jump around playing a silly song...

- ...while wearing a kilt

Barbatos:

- this boi has little to no time at all

- is constantly stressed inside

- but when he realizes that the melodies of a cello calms him down greatly and can put his insomniac mind to sleep, he immediately gets himself one

- since he's a Jack of all trades, he's a natural at playing the cello

- because of this talent, Diavolo has instructed him one too many times to play the cello either for him or for guests

- but this is a task he doesn't mind doing

- though, sometimes when he's extremely tired, he dozes off while playing

- Diavolo doesn't mind if Barb plays only for him

- but if he dozed off around guests, Diavolo will nudge him and tell him that it's not appropriate for him to sleep in front of guests

- he immediately apologizes and continues playing the cello

- after a party, he will play a lullaby on his cello as to calm down the ruckus the guests might make

- Belphie will 11/10 summon Barb to play for him if it weren't for the fact that he had to ask permission from Diavolo first

Simeon:

- dude's an angel

- obviously will play the lyre

- his music is literally just angelic

- but he mainly plays the lyre to put Luke to sleep whenever he has a nightmare or just can't sleep in general

- but back when Lucifer and his brothers, exclude Satan, were in the Celestial Realm, he and Lucifer always play together

- they were the perfect duo

- with the angelic sounds of a lyre and harmonious tunes of a piano, it's impossible to not get drawn in and enchanted

- everyone in the Celestial Realm will literally kill if it meant that they get to see them play

- but after the brothers had fallen, Simeon no longer plays the lyre as he feels sad and distant whenever he plays it

- he misses their music

- that is, until Luke came unto his life

- Luke never got a chance to listen to both Simeon and Lucifer play so when he saw a dusty lyre in the depths of Simeon's stuff, he begs the other to play for him

- Simeon, not being able to say no, plays the lyre for Luke

- Luke falls asleep

- Simeon takes note of this and promises himself to play only for Luke

- now whenever he plays the lyre, he can push back the memories and focus on the younger angel

Solomon:

- most people were surprised when they found out that he plays the harp

- he states that he never intended to play the harp as he had never shown interest in it before

- but someone in his life changed that fact

- he doesn't let other people know but he plays the harp in hopes that he gets to have a duo with the person

- unfortunately, that person had sadly passed away due to complicated health issues

- he knew that person absolutely loves the harp so on their funeral, he brought the harp and played for them one last time

- now, he plays it for fun and to remember that person

- sometimes he plays the harp in the middle of the night, in a park where there's no one

- if you manage to catch him play it, you will see tears flowing down his face as he plays a beautiful melody

- he looks okay afterwards as to not worry or bother anyone else

- but on Asmo's birthday, he requests that Solomon plays the melody he always plays for that one person

- he hesitates but plays it nonetheless

- for once, in front of everyone, he cries

- everyone was surprised but doesn't make fun of him

- when Asmo questions about it, he dodges it like how he usually does and wipes his tears

- he apologizes and snaps his fingers, making the harp disappear before walking off to mourn more on his own

Luke:

- when he heard Simeon's playing for the first time, he wanted to play an instrument alongside him

- so he picked up the lute

- it was the perfect size for him so he easily practices with the instrument

- his fingers hurt but he still practices in hopes that he can be as skillful as Simeon and that he can make beautiful music like him

- boi is determined

- when he finally can play several intermediate level tunes, he figured that he wanted to tell Simeon about it

- Simeon was more than happy to play with him

- so when the both of them played their instruments together, if you're sleepy enough, it just makes you feel like you're in heaven

- Solomon almost had a heart attack once because of this

- but during the retreat at Diavolo's castle, they played their tunes together and the former angels just smile contentedly at their music

- it's been a while since they've listen to angels playing their songs

- Asmo almost cried

- who can blame him tho? Luke and Simeon together almost makes a perfect duo as Simeon and Lucifer

Narrator: This is Cloud. Cloud loves his personal space.

Zack: *throws an arm around his neck and kisses his cheek repeatedly*

Narrator: This is Zack. Zack also loves Cloud’s personal space.

THE MISCONCEPTION ABOUT COMMENTING ON FIC

I’ve read all kinds of posts both from writers and readers lamenting about comments on fic. Authors are upset when they don’t get any, readers don’t know what kinds of comments to leave, etc. And it finally clicked in my brain why I think a lot of people don’t bother writing comments. 

And this is what it boils down to:

Writers do not want praise.  We just want to talk about our story. 

I can’t speak for everyone obviously - but I think the majority of writers don’t care so much for the “omg you’re a brilliant writer!!” comments as much as we just want to hear your thoughts on the story. Even if it’s just your thoughts as you’re reading of “oooh x happened! I can’t believe y said this! What’s going to happen now that z has happened?!” We literally just want to talk about what we’ve written like you would with a friend about a tv show. We’re not out here demanding praise like some entitled narcissist. 

While praising our writing skills or writing style is appreciated, it doesn’t need to be said on every fic and every chapter that you read. If you regularly comment on someone’s work that’s telling enough that you like our technique. Readers shouldn’t feel pressured to have to praise a writer’s abilities every time they want to comment. 

In the grand scheme of things, talking about the fic/chapter is actually more helpful to us writers instead of spewing praise. It’s the same with artwork. As nice as it is that people tell me “wow your art is so pretty!” it’s a LOT more useful to me to get comments like “I love their expressions!” or “the lighting on this is gorgeous!” because then I know WHAT people are liking about it. If no one ever comments on my backgrounds, I now know what to improve. If most people comment on liking the expressions, I now know the strong points of my art and can use it to my advantage to make even better art in the future. 

The same goes for fic. If multiple people tell me they liked a certain part of the story I now know that things similar to that are a hit. It’s feedback I can use to improve the story and give my readers more of what they want. Without that I have no idea what they like about the fic.

Talking with a writer about their story also gives them inspiration!! Nothing gets us more in the mood to work on a fic than to have people wanting to talk about it. A lot of times just talking about one of my fics with someone will give me that push to continue working on it. Getting a comment that just says “great chapter” or “you’re a great writer” doesn’t do much to motivate us to continue that particular fic. But if you talk about the story and the characters it gives us motivation to continue working on it, may even give us ideas for future chapters. I would hope that those of you with “comment anxiety” find this approach so much easier than trying to praise the writer every time you read.

So that fic the author hasn’t updated in forever that you’re dying to read? Talk to them about the fic and the elements of the story! It will make the writer want to talk to you about it and will get their mind thinking about it, hopefully inspiring them to continue where they left off. Fics that are left in silence are more likely to be abandoned or even deleted because nothing feels worse than putting your heart into a story to have no one say anything about it. 

TLDR; Writers do not want praise, we just want to talk with our readers about the story itself, and these are the kinds of comments that inspire us to keep writing more. 

I was just bored and yah I did this

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I'm also curious as to why each om! boy is rated as such so to anyone doing this, I'd love to see your reasons! Tag me while you're at it too (if ya wanna)!

Here's mine if ya wanna read

I'm a HUGE simp for Barbatos and Solomon

I'd imagine that Simeon is obvious, but also because he's a writer like I am! Would love to exchange story ideas with him

Lucifer... Well, he is my type. Fancy and rich lol but he's very prideful so honestly, I much rather keep him as a friend to avoid couple fighting🙄but would still date him

Satan, also my type. Bookworm. But I see him as a sibling at most or a bestie

Diavolo... I really have no chance with him. Would love him as a bestie tho!

Mammon is too overbearing to me. I don't mind him. It's just that he gets annoying sometimes but I love him still

I used to simp for Beel until my feelings grew platonic and now I just wanna pat him and feed him. I see him as a sibling!

I only see Asmo as a bestie sorry

Honestly? Fuck Belphie and Levi. Belphie fucking killed me, used me, and definitely saw me as Lilith for a period of times. But... I suppose he can be tolerable

Levi tho? I'm sorry to all the Levi stans but HOLY SHIT this guy infuriates me TOO MUCH. I won't go into detail but fucking hell

WHOEVER SEXUALIZE OR LOVES LUKE ROMANTICALLY, PLEASE BLOCK ME. GO AWAY. I DON'T NEED CREEPS