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No one cares what you would rather do.

My first anon hate 🫶🏻

Why is it so difficult to make something gluten free? Why does it take 8 different ingredients, some of which I’ve NEVER heard of, to replace FLOUR. Surly we have better ways by now

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

I keep drawing penis...

"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

Borzois look like a shapeshifting fae creature that would either be a playful trickster or a bloodthirsty tool of the gods. There is no in-between.

"what drugs was op on when they wrote this lmao" none. due to the tense economic situation i've resorted to having weird thoughts for free