I Can Be Your Shitty Dad

He yeed his last haw

Would you draw a cowpoke worm at high noon

that’s fuckin dark man

"you've already left kudos here. :)" ok and I'll leave some more. You got a problem? Because in my opinion, this work is so good and the author totally deserves it

Theres nothing like cuddling for the first time. allowing yourselves to be vulnerable in each others intimate space. feeling the nervousness in their embrace. Them trying to play cool as they lay with a poker face. 'All the while hoping you don’t notice their anxious heart fluttering in their chest. But you noticed and wonder “why is their heart beating so fast?”. While it thumps against your head. You may ask if their ok, and get a generic response. So they try to regulate their heartbeat, which results to them breathing shallow. But you stay calm, cause you might be nervous too. You both lay there overthinking what the other person might be thinking. While you both find y’all selves holding your breath’s at times. Even trying to synchronize with the other. All while still trying to enjoy the moment.

There’s nothing like knowing how much the other person feels about you and how protected you feel in their arms. When the feeling is mutual cuddling becomes more than just *invading each other’s space. It becomes a beautiful moment for you to, to realize how you truly make each other feel. And how you feel around them. It’s an unspoken truth hidden in their embrace....

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

they really did make the throat to be vulnerable and easily wounded. some people would call this a design flaw but not those who can appreciate and understand like i.

Oh boy, I love the cast of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty!

Jason™ Voice: y’all like crime?

happy birthday to the god explosion murder dyamight