With The Power Of Adhd You Can Do Two Halves Of Different Chores And Then Sit Down Again Instead Of Finishing

i hope every troubled but endearing fictional man has the crust cut off his sandwich goodnight!

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

till deactivation do us part

Good morning to freaks and sinners only

Tim Drake kinnies stand up for our national anthem!

*starts record* the sound of goats screaming starts playing

"Daily kisses are in order, what is that? Coffee? You have to kiss me, what is that? A smile? You got it, kisses.. oh, do you want to cuddle?? That'll be 2 kisses.. did you wake up? I want a kiss, are you catching on? I think it's a great couples game.."

I would lose my mind in such a good way if you kissed me right now - eUë

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

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