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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

do you think chuck e. cheese is a restaurant

it might be

due to personal reasons i will now remove all of my vertebrae and shuffle them like a pack of cards before putting them back in place in a completely different order

just walked past a guy whose shirt said PLINY THE ELDER huge across the back like a jersey

i’ve taken a vow of uselessness

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

“Please send help.”

“Babysitting not as easy as you thought?”

“They’re so small. Anything could kill them. I’ve never been more stressed in my entire life.”

Emo millennial parents rise up