Crack Au About Jason Being Back From The Dead + Tim Being Adopted Before

i wish it was socially acceptable to let out the most agonizing scream from time to time like i know it wouldn’t fix anything but it would certainly make me feel better

Bruce: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Jason: Mine just says "Jason no."

Bruce: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.

(He’s fictional btw)

due to personal reasons i will now remove all of my vertebrae and shuffle them like a pack of cards before putting them back in place in a completely different order

Happy birthday to great explosion murder god dynamite