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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

Played it without sound at first and I truly was NOT prepared

Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Back from the dead I see