Please Be Nice To Me, I’m In My Twenties. Do You Know What That Does To A Person

I think my mutuals are so cool, like I want to be friends and talk to you all but I'm a nervous wreck.

Please I'm an awkward person you're perfect you seem so cool

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Normalize getting sluttier, bloodier, and overall more insane

*retaining nothing you just said* got it

'i don't want to see a man wearing exposing clothing and striking a feminine pose' WELL I DO‼️‼️‼️

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️