Ok Like Kakapo Are Great And All, I Love Them Dont Get Me Wrong But takahē Are By Far The Best Endangered

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

Source: abdul_rabby___

angy goth

Another soldier taken down by the poison rats

ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

i hope every troubled but endearing fictional man has the crust cut off his sandwich goodnight!

I think one day *I* want to embody the adoptive motherly spirit of the capybara

Sex is cool. But just imagine it’s 3:00 am, you are standing on your balcony with your partner, in complete privacy, you both are staring at the stars, talk about your dreams and suddenly he/she pulls you closer and kiss your forehead while saying how beautiful you are. Isn’t it cooler?

- takethisride

Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything