Wayne: Are You Sure This Is The Right Direction?

*wayne and dark sitting in jail together*

dark: So who should we call?

wayne: I’d call chosen, but I feel safer in jail

dark: wayne, can I talk to you for a second?

wayne: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and chosen are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

dark: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

From my AU AvA: WRONG DESTINY

A little concept that I did for the creators' heads, I feel that although they can feel it is also exhausting to maintain a head with more features.

crackship yay

clarification, my character of Alan is not the (real Alan) this is my fanon Alan

yaaayyy oldmans/woman

I will soon publish comics that I have from this crackship and some headcanons

Dark my second Fav

𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇

No shipping, just two friends

IM OBSESSED WITH THAT PART, LOVE YA LANA DEL REY

Ugly cry, chosen doesnt know what to do

truly

chosen: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

wayne: We got spring water

chosen: NO.

dark: with EXTRA minerals

wayne: it's like licking a stalagmite

chosen: DON'T COME HOME.

dark: Mmmmm cave water

wayne: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

chosen: wayne no.

dark: Mistlefoe.

chosen: Please stop encouraging them.