What If We'll Meet Again Was The Last Song That Scalene Sang To Bill?

I was planning to do a Bill Cipher cosplay, but I didn't have anything to put in my eye.

I don't have make up to make a triangle in one eye, I don't have a pirate eye patch nor materials to make something, so I thought "Well, I guess I'll be a two-eyed Bill."

But I just found out that my brother has a bag of DORITOS.

So, yes, I'll glue a freaking Dorito to my eye.

Edit: It was kinda hard but I did it and it went well :)

I just love how the line "two friends on a perfect day" from "For Forever" (Dear Evan Hansen) can be misunderstood as "two friends on a perfect date", which kind of matches the situation lol

For real, I totally forgot

Why do gay guys use this kind of shorts

and this kind of shirts?

This is lesbian pose, right?

So, is Bill a lesbian?

EDIT: This image of Bill was originally made by the Shaman. So Shaman predicted that Bill is a lesbian, but Bill doesn't know it yet.

Ben Platt is in my English book, cry about it

Stan: I'd fuck your assistent.

Ford: I'd fuck my assistent too.

Bill: I'd fuck you and your assistent.

Stan: What? 😨

Ford: What?? 😳

Bill: What??? 🤨

Random question: What does Bill say in his death in reverse in your language?

The only languages I understood what he says were English, European Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese.

In European Portuguese he says: "A-X-O-L-O-L-T, my time to burn has come. I invoke the ancient power that will make me reappear!"

And in Brazilian Portuguese he says:

"You shouldn't have left where you came from. What do you think you're doing, you old man?!"

I'm genuinely curious about the other languages.

EDIT: here's a link to a multi language video of his death in reverse, in case you need it: https://youtu.be/Bep5B9Wo1bc?si=JfNTwvP-XlVR6sCF

Normal people after ending a toxic and abusive relationship: I hope I never see my ex ever again. I have to get over this traumas and take care of myself.

Stanford after ending a toxic and abusive relationship with a triangle: I will dedicate the rest of my life to kill my ex, that's the best idea.

As a Doctor Who and Gravity Falls fan, I think the Master/Missy and Bill are very similar in many ways.

The Master has the Time Lords' march sound stuck in his head while Bill hears the Euclydians' screams.

The Master is one of the last ones from his species and Bill is the last one from his.

They are both associated with "I can't decide" by Scissor Sisters.

They both have a romantic and unhealthy obsession with a guy who travels the universe and has a group of friends/family.

They both have style and elegance ✨

Maybe there are more similarities between them, but these were the ones I could remember myself of.

Okay, now I need fanarts of Bill saying "I don't know what I'd be without that noise." and Ford responding "I don't know what I'd be without you." or Master in a bar (or in a hospital) asking for "One Doctor, please."

Does Stanford also have 6 toes on each foot?

(The answer is probably no, but I was curious about it)