I Love Neil Gaiman -

WTF TREEE TRUNKS DIE FROM HER APPLE NOO

Wtfff whyyhy

I wanna cry broo

Just admire the skull ice and it slowly melting like this ice is awesome and way more satisfying

Does this mean I’m famous now?

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Don't be like me and yell at someone saying for example:

Mom: coughs

Me: Don't die it's unhealthy for you!

Mom: continues coughing

Me: Stop dying it's unhealthy!

Mom: Stops coughing..what were you saying

Me: forgetting that she's in her room and I'm in the living room so she can't hear me as well.....Nothing mom

Mom:..ok let me watch SVU

Or be like me and tell people or are coughing is unhealthy

All these puns are so punny that I think I might die and that would be a puntastrophe

deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"

Puckicho stop implying you're God... because you're not

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

Thank god

Live your dreams dude

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

So I've started adventure time cause I wanted to watch Fiona and cake so naturally, I start at what was the beginning of the Fiona story. I gotta say love Ice Kind, Finn and Jake but fuck Lmp I hate her. Not just her annoying voice but her attitude personality, like I hope if she is showed more please hope her personality is different.