Ha I Barely Speak Two Meaning I'm Barely Better

Don't be like me and yell at someone saying for example:

Mom: coughs

Me: Don't die it's unhealthy for you!

Mom: continues coughing

Me: Stop dying it's unhealthy!

Mom: Stops coughing..what were you saying

Me: forgetting that she's in her room and I'm in the living room so she can't hear me as well.....Nothing mom

Mom:..ok let me watch SVU

Or be like me and tell people or are coughing is unhealthy

ICE TARDIS LOOK AT HOW COOL

Puckicho stop implying you're God... because you're not

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

All these puns are so punny that I think I might die and that would be a puntastrophe

deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"

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Where's the knife pukicho!? I've yet to see one and I'm yet to be harmed.. I'm calling your bluff you have no knife 🗡️ 🔪

All my posts come with a little knife to kill you with

we need more aromantic characters why are people so afraid of writing aromantic characters

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

So if we are in a simulation or in a game and someone is playing us Idle animation would be just zoning out

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