Batkids Game Night. They’re Playing Fortnite

the moment her entire happiness flashed before her eyes

feel like one day the batfam would just grow fed up of jason bragging that he died once and use it against him

———

Jason: You know i died on-

Bruce: My son died once, it was a very hard time for us all we spent it grieving

Jason: …

——

*Jason walking in with a stab wound*

Dick looking at the dagger clearly alarmed: What happened baby bird?!?

Jason: No big deal, nothing compared to my de-

Dick: you know my baby brother died once, he could die again, I’m going to get B to bar you from patrol since death is so traumatic for you.

Jason pausing wide eyed: WHAT?!?

———

Tim: cool shirt steph

Steph: Thanks i tye dyed it with cass

Jason: You know i died once

Tim sighing and looking out the window wistfully: It wasn’t you that died jason, it was the mAgIc iN rObIn

*steph cracking up*

Oh. My. God.

(to the person who made this mod, thank you for your service🙏)

dick, giving the family a pep talk: everything you lose is a step you take

the family, nodding in agreement:

jason:

jason: hang on. wait a sec. did you just... quote taylor swift?

dick: ......what? no. no.

jason: no. no, you definitely did. that's taylor swift.

dick: it's not–... i didn't–

barbara: how do you know enough taylor swift to be able to quote her in your speeches?

dick, panicking: *points at jason* well how does he know enough taylor swift to be able to notice that i'm quoting taylor swift?

jason, on his way out: my lawyers will be in contact

tim, quietly: he doesn't even have a lawyer

Ships

Week Ending May 18th, 2020

Catradora +9 Catra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Entrapdak Entrapta & Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Supercorp −1 Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl

Harlivy Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy, the DC Universe

Glimbow Glimmer & Bow, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Geraskier −5 Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher

Buddie −4 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Percabeth Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson & the Olympians

JonMartin −4 Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives

Seamista Sea Hawk & Mermista, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Reylo −7 Rey & Kylo Ren, the Star Wars universe

WangXian −5 Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi

Jikook −2 Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS

Kiribaku −5 Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku No Hero Academia

Ineffable Husbands −9 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Reddie −8 Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It

Drarry −4 Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe

Stucky −4 Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe

Villaneve −4 Villanelle & Eve Polastri, Killing Eve

Destiel Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.

Damian: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?

Dick: You did WHAT—

Jason: William Snakespeare.

does anybody else feel like the problem with current batman writers is that they're writing male power fantasies and they have no concept of who they're writing for? because idk anybody who wants to read about bruce being an abusive dad, it's depressing. it's sad. it's NOT batman. it's something completely different from the batman i remember. like they're not writing a hero, they're writing a narcissist with control issues who has wrapped himself in the cloak of being a good person. and i cant look at a man whose supposed to be a father and a mentor, reguarly choosing to abandon his kids, dump his responsibilities on the one kid who wants nothing more than to make his own choices, and beating "morals" into one....it's all wrong. you cant be a good person, a HERO, and consistently choose inflicting long lasting physical, mental, and emotional scars on people you call family.

just because i haven’t seen anyone talking about this. how do we feel robin jason nation

just because i haven’t seen anyone talking about this. how do we feel robin jason nation

yk it’s bad when even jason is trying to stop the fight