Barbara: So Where's This Dog I Keep Hearing So Much About?

Barbara: So where's this dog I keep hearing so much about?

Dick: Oh, he's right here.

Wally:

Jason: That's a grown-ass man.

Dick: Yeah he's a little old but hey, who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks. Ready? Watch this. Speak.

Wally: 'Sup bro.

Dick: Good boy!

Kory: Yeah he just spoke English. That's a grown— that's an actual human being.

Dick: Yeah, yeah I guess he kinda does have like that human-like personality.

Jason: 'Cause it's a fucking dude.

Kyle: I feel like we're drastically overlooking the fact that this is just a guy on all fours that you... keep in your house? Or...?

Dick: He's actually a rescue. Did I mention that?

Barbara: What does that even mean in this context?

Dick: It's a shame. I found him out wandering the streets all by himself one night so I took him in.

Wally: I was walking to class one day and he just grabbed me.

Barbara: Okay, what's your name, dude?

Dick: I call him Snowball.

Wally: It's actually Wally.

Roy: Okay so this is like some type of kink thing?

Wally: No he genuinely thinks I'm a dog.

Kory: Okay, even then, why are YOU going along with this?

Wally: Free rent, free food.

Kory: Still, dude, that can't be—

Wally: 401k matching, pension plan, dental coverage.

Roy: You get dental coverage?

Wally: Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good.

Kyle:

Barbara:

Kory:

Jason:

Roy: Meow.

Dick: Daddy's little kitten.

Jason, leaving: Okay, fuck that.

son.

father was i a good son?
was i a child to be proud of?
were my eyes wide and my smile wider?
were my hands small in yours?
father, was i even a child to you?
father did you love me like you mourned me?
father im still your child.
do you love me like you did?

anyway i wanted to draw a short comic about jason

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mini-me-28

11 months ago

I assume the that the reason that Jason always gets aged up in relation to other batlings in fanon is because of his position in the story/the fact that dc is addicted to drawing him like he’s 35, but I still find it weird that people seem able to grasp that Tim Steph and Cass are all basically in the same age group but seem to forget that Jason is canonically 7 months younger than Cass

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mini-me-28

1 year ago

DC PAY FOR MY FUCKING Therspy bill istg

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jasontodd redhood he got the courage to ask for help and got rejected HE GOT REJECTED FOR BEING SCARED AND IN PAIN WHEN HE NEEDED HELP DC pay my therapy

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mini-me-28

1 year ago

So Damian and Jon spend over sixteen years together. Jon calls him “Dame” which means wife. Jon and Damian practically live there. Jon calls him honey. They are raising a child. Damian has a slightly offhanded joke that has sexual implications towards Jon. They fight constantly over nothing. Damian is a stressed asain mom to Jon’s deadbeat dad. The writers have to actively make them seem more like family because THEY ARE AWARE of it’s my two dad implications. They infer that they are together throughout the multiverse and that they will always share their life with the other. AND to top it all off they implied that they weren’t straight and had this offly intimate and romantic line to the other.