Jason: *walking into the batcave*
*deranged screaming, banging, and clawing sounds*
Jason: *jumping* WTF?! WHAT IS GOING ON? IS IT COMING FROM THAT SHIELDED CAGE??
Tim: *typing away on the batcomputer* yeah. Don't worry it's just Dick.
Jason: *watching as the metal of the padded cell bulges outward* What happened?! Is it fear gas?!?
Tim: No, we just needed to lock him in the room.
*more furious shrieking*
Jason: *highly concerned* Damn, what did you lock him in there with? A lion?
Tim: No. A therapist.
I'm so fascinated (respectfully) by people who experience sexual attraction.
That's wild, you were just going about your business one day and what? The puberty fairy gave you an intense desire to kiss some thighs? You looked around and saw a bum and were like 'nothing would bring me greater pleasure than to grab that bum' It sounds made up.
that’s it, that’s the post
They’ll all sleep like the dead tonight
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures S2 (Ep. 108) - There Can Only Be One
Yeah I’m aromantic, asexual, and agender, but you know what else I am? I’m aerodynamic. Anxious. Angular. Aromatic. Alien. Aimless. Aching. Ancient. I’m not a triple A battery, I’m an elevenfold A battery and counting.
sorry i just wanted to call batman funny names
guh
The Boy Wonder #2 (2024)
written by Juni Ba art by Juni Ba & Chris O'Halloran
Jason Todd having another full-on flashback but while suited up. It’s so visceral and real and well done. His agony and terror is palpable.
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures, Season 3, Ep. 120, Break Myself to Pieces