This is my last Black Clover thirst post and it’s not even thirsty. Julius Novachrono would be an amazing father and it makes him so hot to me.
Reminder that All Might’s cheeks were clappin’ before Endeavors
I’m just a huge fan of the sport.
Julius Novachrono x Reader
Fandom: BC
Summary: Y/N can’t help but feel hot and bothered from her previous encounter with the Wizard King. Chaos going on in the meeting she’s attending only make things worse, but Julius ends it early so everyone can cool down.
Warnings: Smut/notsfw, teasing, praise
Word Count: 829
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You: *through the strangeness of the grand line you were teleported to the Red Force*
The crew: *points their weapons at you*
Shanks: *watched you fall from the sky* put them away boys, the little bird isn't going to hurt us.
You: I didn't mean to come here, please don't throw me overboard.
Shanks: I'm not gonna throw you overboard, we'll drop you off at the next island. But, in the meantime, you'll need to pull your weight around here.
You: I don't know much about sailing, but I can clean and cook.
Shanks: thats perfect, we'll get you set up with a hammock in one of the store rooms so you can have some privacy.
A week later
Yassop: LAND HO! *Rings a bell*
The crew: *spills out of the depths of the ship to get a glance at the island*
Benn: oh I remember this place, it's the island with that beautiful waterfall Lime juice almost busted his head open on, when he jumped off the top of it.
Lime: ugh don't remind me.
You: does it have a village? *Nervous about being dropped off*
Benn: a long time ago, but it's be deserted for the last sixty-ish years.
Shanks: *gives you a reassuring pat on the back and mumbles* don't worry, I'm not gonna leave you here. If I leave you on an island, it'll be somewhere with a large port where you can disappear without being noticed or tied to us. We'll be staying on this island for a while, we need to replenish our food supplies.
You: thank you.
On the island
Shanks: *finishing up doling out tasks* Yassop and Benn, you're on hunting duty. Bonk Punch, Monster, and (y/n) you're on foraging duty.
You: um...
Shanks: yes?
You: well um, what are the odds the foraging team will interact or encounter wildlife?
Shanks: it's almost guaranteed
You: then shouldn't the hunting team and foraging team work together? With the foraging team flushing prey out of food rich areas towards where the hunting team is laying in wait to ambush them?
Benn: that might just work
At sun down
You, Monster, and Bonk Punch: *returns to the crew's encampment with a baskets full of fruit and wild vegetables*
Benn and Yassop: *have brought in dozens of rabbits, five deer and three full grown boars*
Shanks: we have so much meat and produce, we won't be able to eat all of it before it goes bad. The ship's freezer is almost empty, but we still won't be able to eat it all before it goes bad
You: if you salt cure and smoke it, we should be able to keep it for a year and a half before it goes bad.
Shanks: we're running low on salt too.
You: that's fine, I found a salt water spring while we were out, if you delegate three or four people to round the clock boiling, we'll have a salt brick left over. And while we wait for the salt, we can butcher and freeze the meat.
Shanks: and what about the produce, smarty pants?
You: I'll go look in the village for containers, if we find any we can pickle and seal up what we're not going to eat fresh.
Benn and Shanks: *make eye contact*
Shanks: alright, I'll go to the village with you.
Two weeks later
Red Force: *it's kitchen and storeroom full of food*
Benn: *puts hand on your head and ruffles your hair* good job kid, we should be good on food for the next six months.
You: I'm glad
Shanks: how would you like to stay with us?
You: you mean join your crew?
Shanks: yeah, you're super useful to have around. I didn't really have to lift a finger back there, you pretty much had everything under control and we had fun doing it.
You: I don't know about that, but sure I'll join your crew.
Shanks: *picks you up and spins you around* fantastic, the next island that has people on it we'll get you a cot and a good sword or whatever weapon of your choosing.
You: ahh! Put me down!
Shanks: *trips and falls overboard*
You: *coughing up water when you surface* captain!
Shanks: haha sorry
You: *splashes him* you and your shenanigans
Benn: yeah, you'll need to get used to that, this level of malarkey is fairly normal.
You: oh goody
I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me
all I can say after reading Rough Day: AGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (in the best way possible)
AGGGGGGHHHHHJHH
The look on Thanos’ face when he realizes just how strong Cap actually is!!!
Chris Evans as Ari Levinson in The Red Sea Diving Resort (2019)
ac: wesaier on twt
if shanks had a nickel for every time someone ate a devil fruit because of him he’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice