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Pietro tattling to Magneto about Wanda and Vision

Pietro: Daaaaaad, Wanda is dating a robot!

Magneto: Haha, very funny.

Pietro: His name is the Vision and he is an Avenger.

Magneto: ... WANDA!!!

This is how you celebrate your creators, right?

I keep thinking about how your first time with Shanks is so intense you have to beg for a pause when he first sinks in all the way—how you gasp out a wait, fuck— wait and scramble with your fingers grasping for anything to ground you as you struggle to catch your breath with how deep he is within you. And how he stills, his hand finding your own to thread fingers with yours as he dips his head to bury his face in the crook of your shoulder. His scruff brushes against your sweat-slick skin and you jolt from the feel of it, clenching involuntarily and drawing a low curse from soft lips that pant against the curve of your neck. Can’t be doin’ that if you want me to wait, sweet thing, muttered into your ear with a pointed grind of his hips that has a whine hitching in the back of your throat, and your free hand flying up under the loose linen of his shirt to rake nails down his spine in protest. Admittedly it’s a foolish attempt—one that you can’t find it in you to regret, even if it has the emperor foregoing your request and slotting his lips against yours as he sets a rhythm that steals the breath from your lungs.

flustered zoro 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 somethin about making a stoic man blush

eeeeee yesyesyessss

flustered zoro who’s ears turn pink when you straddle him for the first time. your relationship is still a new, fragile thing taking shape and you worry you might’ve stepped on a boundary when he freezes under you but when you go to get off and apologize, he’s grabbing your waist and pulling you in closer.

zoro’s a hard man to read even after you’ve broken down some of his walls but up close like this, you wonder how he ever hid a single thought from you. its all there, written plainly across his face. the flush that blooms across his cheeks as you rock your hips against his, the silent plea for more behind his eye and you can’t help but kiss his parted lips as you grind down harder against his bulge.

he lets you use him to chase your pleasure, his hands sliding down to knead your ass and help you move when you start getting close. zoro blushes down to his chest when you cry out his name and he can feel your cunt pulse even between all the layers that separate you, only growing when you plant kisses all over his face and ask if you can help him out too.

monster trio + secret kinks

it doesn’t really register with luffy that he shouldn’t be enjoying this as much as he is, that maybe he should have a bit of shame when he walks past your private quarters and sees you with three fingers buried knuckle deep in your pussy. the shame never creeps in though. not when he walks closer to the cracked open door, not when he palms himself over his shorts, not when he starts panting along with you as you fuck yourself open. you’re so wet he can hear it and bites his lip to stop himself from whining. he wants to devour you, eat you out till your hips are bucking off the bed and your thighs are clamped around his head. luffy’s so lost in the fantasy, picturing just how right it would feel to roll your clit against his tongue, that he nearly misses your sudden cry. he knows, even without seeing the frustrated tears that wet your lashes, that you can’t make yourself cum. but that’s okay, that’s why he’s here. if only you’d come to him first, he thinks as he pulls his cock out, spits in his palm and starts to stroke himself. he’ll help you out after he’s gotten his fill of watching you try to reach a high that eludes you.

zoro would die before he told you how much he likes it when you wrap a hand around his throat and squeeze. he knows that you know the effect it has on him but still, the tip of his ears burn at the thought of confessing it out loud. the first time was an accident. he had you folded in half, fucking into you with messy, desperate strokes. you’d reached up to hold on to him and were too cockdrunk to realize you’d ended up putting your hand around the base of his neck. zoro jerked at the touch, a guttural moan ripped from him at the slight dig of your nails as you cum all over him. now, he chases that dizzying high every chance he gets. when you ride him, zoro slides your hands up from they’re braced against his chest to grip his throat. you’re an angel at first, trying not to hold on too hard like he’s made of glass but lose your hesitance when he grabs your throat and shows you exactly how he needs it. your pulse races beneath his fingertips, breath ragged as you tighten your grip to match him. zoro thinks you look beautiful when black spots dance across his vision.

there aren’t many things sanji keeps secret from you. whenever he tries to hide something from you, the guilt curdles his stomach and makes him nauseous. he always ends up confessing but this, he reasons with himself, is harmless. it’s not like you were using the panties he finds and you have so many, you won’t notice that one’s ended up missing. except one turns into two turns into sanji rooting through your laundry cause he’s so hard it hurts and you won’t be back until it’s dark and he can’t get off without the taste of you on his tongue. it’s one of the rare instances where sanji lets himself indulge, stroking himself off in the same, slow way you like to touch him while he laps like a dog at the seat of your panties. it’s filthy and shameful and he’s leaking so much precum it’s spilling between his fingers. all the while, as he stokes the heat in his belly, he’s thinking of you. thinks of you walking around in the panties he’s now sucking on, wonders if you touched yourself in them, if you came in them. the thought alone is too much for him to bear and sanji cums thick ropes with your name and panties in his mouth. 

Monkey boy! I was most definitely listening to Jack Johnson's Upside Down hehe

Imagine Shanks find out he actually has curly hair

You: *kicks open the door of the mess hall* who wants to help me prank the captain

Benn: *rolls his eyes and groans*

Yassop: *doesn't even know or care what you have planned* I'm in, what are we doing?

You: We're putting curlers in Shanks's hair, while he sleeps off his hangover up on deck.

Yassop: *has years of practice from maintaining his own hair* lets go.

You: *leads him out of the room*

Lime Juice: you really gonna let them do this? The boss doesn't like people messing with his hair.

Benn: yeah, the curls will be temporary.

Out on deck

Shanks: *passed out on deck wearing a pair of sunglasses*

You: Will you wet his hair while I get out the creams and gels.

Yassop: oh, we're like curling curling his hair. *Starts to use a pump spray bottle to wet his hair*

You: yep

Four hours later

Shanks: *from the other room* what the fuck did you chuckle fucks do to my hair!

Benn: show time

You: *glares at him*

Shanks: *comes into the lounge area and leans over the side table to use the mirror above it and carefully unwinding his hair from the curlers* Why does it feel stiff, it feels like pubes!

You: oh it's just the hair jelly, you can crunch it out.

Shanks: *crushes the ringlet curl in his fist*

You: No, Scrunch it like this *grabs it from the bottom and scrunches the curl against his scalp from the bottom of the strand*

Shanks: *pushes your hand away* I'm taking a shower to wash this shit out, and then I'm going to bed. *Takes an armful of wine bottles from the table and marches out of the room*

The next morning in the mess hall

Shanks: *stomps into the room and scans the room until he sees you*

Yassop: *wolf whistles when he sees his captain* hello sailor

You: *gasps at the voluptuous curls that cascaded off his head* oh my god Captain.

Shanks: *points at his head and growls* Fix. It. but don't flat iron it.

Benn: *strolls over and ruffles his hair into his face* I thought you bathed last night boss, why do you still look like a little sailor boy?

Shanks: *fuming* I did, and I know you lot didn't sneak in and put more curlers in, because I put a table in front of the door and locked the window.

You: it might go back to being straight in a few days until then there's not much I can do without a flat iron.

Shanks: *deflates and sinks into a chair with his head between his knees *

You: *kneels in front of him and puts a hand on his knee* ... I'm sorry buddy, if I knew your hair was actually curly I wouldn't have put curlers in it.

Shanks: if my hair is what now?

You: if your hair was straight it wouldn't have held the curl so well without the hair gel.

Shanks: so my hair is actually supposed to be curly

Yassop: oh boy, boss you didn't know?

Shanks: No, my hair had been like that my whole life.

Benn: so his hair is going to stay curly?

Yassop: if he can take care of it right, yeah, they'll stay.

You: Boss you should get a sailor costume

Shanks: what why

Benn: He'd be cute dressed up as a little sailor boy.

Shanks: I'm not wearing a sailor suit.

Benn: *pinches his cheek* we'll get you a big lollipop if you behave.

Shanks: *smacks his hand away* I can get my own damn lollipop, thank you

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Hi! Can I request telling the One Piece Dilfs to make you pregnant? :d

Asking the One Piece Dilfs to make you pregnant HCS

Characters: Doflamingo, Mihawk, Crocodile, Smoker, Shanks

A/N: OMG this week people are going crazy with requests for these amazing men. I hope you like it

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Dracule Mihawk

He got really turned on.

He put his weight on you, his chest on your back and his thrusts starting to become painfully slower.

His hot breath now on your neck, bitting and kissing.

"So you want my seed? you want to bear my lineage," you nodded, suddently embarrased of your words, "i would like to do that with you, filling you up and seeing your round belly."

He continued with that filthy speech impulsed by his recently discovered breeding kink.

Every thrust being more powerful and intoxicating than the last one, until he came inside you, a lot.

He rolled over and put you onto his chest.

"I don't know how good i will be with children but since i had Zoro and Perona around here two years, i think i have a little experience. Prepare yourself, this night you will end up pregnant."

You were so flustered and turned on that you couldn't answer, but you know tomorrow you won't be able to walk.

Donquixote Doflamingo

The perfect excuse to be more rough with you.

He simply didn't really care about the thing of making you pregnant, he was just turned on about being able to cum inside you over and over.

That night was really exhausting for you.

"Ohh, my little slut wants to be a mother? then you should be able to take it, if you can't take my dick how would you take my child?"

When he finally stoped getting his multiple times with you, you passed out of exhaustion.

You didn't notice how he got up and went to the window with a bottle of alcochol.

"Stupid woman, how would you want my child... i can't deny anything to you, even that. It would be bad like me or good like Corazon." he spent the rest of the night thinking about every posible future for the child and for you two, "at least i can try to be funny and get them whatever they could think of... better leave the education to her."

Sr. Crocodile

"You have everything you want from me, my money my house, my love and know my child? you are a very vicious one, my woman."

His thrusts were deep and rythmical, with all the conversation he didn't stopped or changed his way with you.

"How would think of people if they saw you have my child? I am a criminal, a very wanted one, i am dangerous. How could someone like you think it's a good idea to have a family with me? How could you think i want you to have it with me?"

That last phrase was really cruel and you made him stop, flipping yourself and force him to look at you in the face, to see how angry you are.

"I am dating you, idiot, i love you stupid Crocodile... it is that strange that after a couple of years of dating i want a family?" you wanted to slap him but he stopped you with a strange face.

"It's not strange, in fact i thought about that too but think, i am a wanted man with a really dangerous environment, do you really want to expose yourself like that? and a child?"

"I am already exposed, there is no going back, just continue and take the next step. We know how to take care of ourselves, right?"

"Yes, youre right... and sorry for talking rude to you."

Smoker

It awaken something on him.

It was in the middle of the act and you say it in the heat of the moment but that froze him.

Suddently you are turn over and you are facing him again, his eyes full of insecurity and awkardness.

"Do you really want it?" you blinked a couple of times, all the hornyness going away, this is serious "I have a stable job, we've been together for a long time and well... maybe it's not so bad the idea of being parents."

Yo nodded with a sincere smile while stroking his cheek slightly.

"I would love to be a parent with you."

Then he started again with his thrusts, this time more tender and full of love.

Akagami Shanks

You were riding him and he put his hands on your thights, stopping you from moving.

"I don't oppose to the idea of filling you up until you can´t take it anymore but do you really think we are capable of raising a child on a pirate ship?" his face was halfway into laughing but you know he is being dead serious.

"I think yes, you were raised on a pirate ship and you ended up well."

He couldn't deny that, you were absolutely right.

"If we think of doing this, you won't get out of the ship while pregnant or you will be accompained everywhere and when you give birth you will take care of the child while i..."

You pinched his cheek frustated.

"This would be OUR child, i get it will i am pregnant but after that we take turns, i won't be in lock down like the child is a virus."

You didn't stopped pinching his cheek until he agreeded with you.

"I love you and we will take care of she."

"She? You already put a gender?"

"Then i will have my queen and a princess... if we have two? a prince and a princess?"

"Step by step."

Sunflowers and their sun ☀🌻💕

YOU KISS THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME 💋

summary : you have been taking it slow for some time now, how would they react when you kiss them for the first time?

ft' : Roronoa Zoro , Monkey D Luffy , Vinsmoke Sanji

op masterlist : 𐙚🧸ྀི || ⋆·˚ ༘ ASKS ARE OPEN

ೀ.ᐟ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ Luffy

You found Luffy perched on the figurehead, legs swinging lazily as he munched on a piece of meat sanji gave him. He grinned as he sees you approaching, patting the spot next to him.

“Hey! Come look at this! The sunset looks like a giant piece of roast meat!”

You chuckled at him, sitting beside him as your eyes followed where he was pointing at . His simplicity and joy was infectious, and before you could stop yourself, you leaned over and kissed him on the cheek.

Luffy froze, mid-chew, his wide eyes locking onto yours. He touched his cheek, as if confirming it happened, then turned back to you with a grin so big you were sure it rivaled the sun.

“Whoa! That felt awesome!” he exclaimed, loudly laughing. “do it again!” "do it again!"

You laughed at his reaction, your heart always feels lighter when youre with him

ೀ.ᐟ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ Zoro

Zoro was at his usual spot in the crow’s nest, polishing his swords . You climbed up, surprising him with your presence.

“What do you want?” he asked, his tone gruff but not unkind.

You shrugged being used to his tone, pretending not to care as you sat beside him. “what is checking on you illegal now? besides i thought id keep u company , you’re always up here alone anyways.”

He didn’t respond, but you could tell he didnt mind the company. After a while, you leaned closer, planting a quick kiss on his lips.

His reaction was immediate , his eyes widened, and the sword he was holding clattered to the floor. he froze in place while his facs slowly turned into a flushed shade of pink. He turned his head as he muttered, “What the hell was that for?”

You smirked, “Just felt like it.”

Zoro grumbled something under his breath. you didnt hear what he said , but you swore you heard him say he wanted more.

ೀ.ᐟ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ Sanji

Sanji was in the kitchen, humming a tune as he was preparing dinner. The smell of his cooking filled the air, and you couldn’t resist stepping in to see what he was working on.

“Ah, my love! Come to taste-test my masterpiece?” he asked, turning to you with a soft smile that was reserved just for you

You smiled back,walking closer to him, but instead of answering, you kissed him gently on the lips.

Sanji froze, his cigarette dropping from his lips as his face turned as red as the tomatoes he’d been slicing. He stumbled back, clutching his chest as dramatically as possible

“(Y/N)-cwhaaan! That was-oh, my heart i cant take it! My life is complete!” he cried, falling to the floor in a dramatic act, shutting his closed eyes in blissful victory

You couldn’t help but laugh at him, shaking your head at his over-the-top reaction. But again that was sanji for you. you knew he’d treasure the moment forever.