We’re An Unhealthy Level Of Unhinged

I got a question

Cause why is there no *milo manheim* fanfiction on this app?

Like it’s all the characters he’s played, and don’t get me wrong, THAT SHITS GREAT, but I feel like every other fandom I’ve been a part of (Hozier esp, bro they go crazy over there) is like “x reader fics of real ppl and not just characters? Yk what? Hell yeah.” And I’ve been flabbergasted to find that within Milo’s fans that shit is damn near NON EXISTENT.

he's the moon, I'm just an asteroid.

I have explicit permission to add this, this was all of maybe 1 hour after getting out of an intensely committed relationship. Bro said “matter of fact I been needing a new lock screen”

Side note: My sister finally got around to watching season 2 of school spirits and I watched the last 3 episodes with her today and TELL ME WHY while we were watching episode 7, I watched her pause the TV, take a picture, and then set her home and lock screens on her cellular device to MILO MANHEIM’S BARE IVORY ASSCHEEKS.

And it’s just like one of those things where you almost have to take a deep breath because bitch I run a damn Milo Manheim fan page and I’ve been out done…

I feel weird.

Milo manheim is 100% my favorite nepo baby 💖

hi why does Xavier not blink at all in ep 2?? mama im scared

Having a celebrity crush so obscure the AO3 doesn’t even have fic’s you can read goes CRAZY btw (I hate it here)

So anyways, I write fanfiction. And I so I’m gonna write it so that it can exist.

Wally Clark Headcanons

Our babe loves to have his hair played with. It's one of the only things that truly relaxes him. Initially, he asks you to run your fingers through his hair just when he's extra stressed. Too much going on. Can't sleep, brain too busy, please help.

But then it becomes routine. Whenever you're lying together on the couch, watching a movie, he'll scooch over and lay his head in your lap, give you a sweet smile and then melt when you start to comb through his hair. He always falls asleep. Always.

Cuddled with you in bed, right before lights out, he'll nudge you with his nose; blink big eyes at you and ask, "head pats?" And how the hell can you say no? Have you seen those sweet brown cow-eyes!? That little pout!? You oblige instantly.

Still, there comes a day when you're maybe wondering if he's taking advantage. You're grumpy and overstimulated and annoyed, and he never asks anymore, just assumes you'll do The Thing if he gets in your space and presents his hair.

So, when it comes time for bed and he gently snuggles up, arm over your waist, head on your chest, expecting you to do what you always do...you decide not to. And he notices instantly. He gazes up at you, "head pats?" with those eyes. You don't move. Wally nuzzles his head against you, a tiny whine, and then, finally, a mousy little, "please?"

If you don't go gooey at that and give that boy his head scratches, you don't have a heart. Pointe finale.

Guys help why was my first response “I wanna bite him” guys… GUYS

the things these photos do to me..

Raise your hand if you’d fw a Wally Clark fic from Wally’s perspective (ooo so fun so different) and it’s just him obsessing over a reader who is alive and 100% cannot see him?

GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

BARKING