Mike-wheeler-is-gay - My Blog :)

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

I had no idea what to say lol

Was trying to flirt with @mike-wheeler-is-gay , I think I did pretty well

(it's ok because I'm gay lol)

Decided to try my hands at one of these!

Spin this wheel to RANDOMLY receive one tumblr sexyman!

No bald option this time you must choose!

Reblog for a bigger sample size, i want to see the general consensus :3

Just a psa for fic writers who use the “trauma bond” tag, please make sure you’re using it correctly. A trauma bond is not two people who experience similar trauma and bond over it. It’s a carefully curated, manipulative bond between abuser and victim to keep the victim coming back because of the addictive highs and lows that come with abuse.

If you want to tag two characters bonding over shared trauma, a good substitute tag would be “bonding over shared trauma.” Trauma bonding is, by definition, an abusive relationship and may steer people who have experienced it away from your fic. Please spread the word and happy writing!

This showed up on my for you!!!

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I threatened to murder my sister because of 4 fictional dogs

My mom won't let me buy an Important Blue Internet Checkmark (T_T)

When's the appropriate time to make eye contact with someone you're passing on the sidewalk??

Looking at them the entire time feels wrong

Not looking at them at all feels rude

*screams*