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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

I'm rewatching monster high electrified and Moanica is doing her whole "normies are scared of the dark" thing. But we have flashlights. I want her to be defeated flashlights.

Goodluck Pikachu

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

Just a psa for fic writers who use the “trauma bond” tag, please make sure you’re using it correctly. A trauma bond is not two people who experience similar trauma and bond over it. It’s a carefully curated, manipulative bond between abuser and victim to keep the victim coming back because of the addictive highs and lows that come with abuse.

If you want to tag two characters bonding over shared trauma, a good substitute tag would be “bonding over shared trauma.” Trauma bonding is, by definition, an abusive relationship and may steer people who have experienced it away from your fic. Please spread the word and happy writing!

I'm trying to find reasons i can't sleep and everything is mentioning caffeine. Which yes that's obvious. But it's also so obvious that no one is telling anything else that makes sense.

It's a bit funny too somehow. I had half a cup of coffee a little past noon and now i can't sleep at 4 am

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

I just watched The Good Place season 3 finale. Somebody shoot me.