"NO! YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND! THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! I CAN'T STAND THEM!"

Ladys and gentlemen, the one I call a friend is more insane than I am. Someone get her therapy please, she needs to fix her obsessions.

how we liking the phone (ft. akane)

I hear about them alot thanks to Chrome here. Even I do talk about characters that much I think

Do you know this baby?

comment: gender. i fucking wish i didnt think about them so much im serious

Hey Chrome, let's do this

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

"stick" "Stick??" "Is good stick. helps keep other hobos away from alley" ". . . ARE YOU HOMELESS?!"

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”

He's so deerpy I love it!!! How about...... "Lord of the derps"?

oh, so you like dogs? name one dog

this is the dog, you can name them :)

Oh really? I didn't know.

CHROME!!! LOOK!!! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!

hi 👻

Wait- her neighbor was so unable to mind his own yard, he went to her yard with a leaf blower and blew them away??????

"I was living.... ON THE GOD DAMN STREETS AND I AM CLEARLY SKIN AND BONES!!!!" "That doesn't prove anything" ". . . ARE YOU DUMB?!"

[Writing Prompt) You were screwed over by a genie when you wished for wealth and money. Now, you stand against a magical court trying to prove your case that your wish was not caused by greed, but by necessity

Me: I honestly have no idea who yo- OMG! LOOK AT HOW BIG THAT GUN IS!!!! Villain: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! Me: Bitch I have ADHD!

“Do you have any idea who you are talking to?”, the villain asked you. Since you have never seen them before and just stumbled into their lair on accident you choose to answer truthfully.