Kidnapper: I Thought You Were The Man.... Me: That's Because My Hair Is Out Of My Face. I Look More Feminie

Letter: "You're lucky I decided to help you. you life was a fucking mess.... I left instructions as well, so FOLLOW THEM!"

You’ve had to watch as someone else took control of your body and lived as you for years. You never thought you’d get your body back, but one day after they went to sleep, you woke up in your body; Nothing left of them but a letter.

Okay but Maria looks so cute in this art style. Like...... LOOK AT HER!!!!!

The cutest 🦔🌼

Girly pop calm down. And who's Kennith Simmons????? I really need to figure out all your fandoms.

everything keeps GLITCHING OUT!!!!!!! FUCK U KENNITH SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May I ask where you got it??? I have a friend who LOVES FNAF and she would love this! (Kai if you see this, get this.)

sorry for posting so much personal junk lately but this is so cute

Me: DON'T FUCK WITH MY CHILD BITCHES!!!! *throws bombs at everyone in the fight while the child is on my back laughing like a crazy person*

You we’re once a well respected and feared villain, that is until you had a child. However, they’ve been caught in the crossfire of a hero fight. Now, you’ll show them why you were so feared.

Me: Oh hell nah. *grabs the monster and drags them out* Yeah you're going six feet in the ground

You are a monster who really doesn't care about hurting humans. In fact, you like blend in, so you often go to costume parties to socialize! However, this time, you soon realize there's another monster in the party, who is planning on attacking the unaware humans…

"You gotta train the damn thing! I've learned that werewolves are like dogs. I just hope this one isn't a chihuahua...."

“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”

A custom cereal. Duh.

I started wheezing!!! XD

HAHAHA HOW WOULD LEO REACT TO SEEING A FIGURINE OF DONNIE LIKE THIS 💀

Please, he would pass out from oxygen deprivation-

I was just reading this post, and then a door SLAMMED shut. It's only my grandma and me in my house right now. She just came into my room to ask which door slammed... I knew it was the bathroom door next to my room because when the window in that bathroom is open, the door can open or close randomly. But it still freaked me the fuck out

@writing-prompt-s I'm asking what witchcraft you know that made this happen