I'm A Girl.... WELL! TIME TO CROSS DRESS! Just Let Me Text My Mom So That She Doesn't Freak The Fuck

They add to his design and I love them!!!

I gave Rise!Raph markings. That's the whole post. I know this has been done before and I'm not original, oh well lol

Wife: STOP SLOBERING ON THE DAMN COUCH! Me: MAKE ME! *puts daughter on back and I run away, both of us laughing* Wife: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

Slowly turning into a werewolf after being bitten by one, you were terrified of losing your mind, and hurting your wife or daughter. Turns out, there wasn’t any need for worry, since wolves are extremely loyal to their mate and their children. Life changes in unexpected but fun ways.

". . . YOU'RE WELCOME!" *runs to the right church*

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

I need these for the day of the dead

Me: Oh... WAIT WHAT DID I FUCKING NEED SAVING FROM?!?!?!

#217

"Get away from me, alien! I won't let you probe me!" Human screamed.

"Relax! We aren't going to hurt you," Alien one says. They look over to their friend for help.

Alien two shurgs. "I told you this would happen if you saved them."

Me: I DIDN'T DO IT..... I THINK!

The hero, normally jovial and humorous in their interactions, steps into a watering hole for villains, shaking with rage, tears running down their face, and with as much patience and calm as they can muster, simply asks "Who did it?"

"BUT DON'T GIVE MY CHILD A FUCKING DAGGER YOU DUMB FUCK!"

“Why are you giving my newborn baby a dagger?!” “Well they’re a choosen one, which means that I’m destined to be killed by them; but honestly I’ve been waiting centuries for them to be born and I just want to get it over with.”

I don't get it. I'm that dumb.

Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell

Me in a Gru costume: And tonight... we steal.... THE MOON!!! Little kids dressed up as minions:*cheering loudly*

Today there is a solar eclipse set to cover the sun with 100% totality for a duration of 4 minutes, 28 seconds. However as time passes, the eclipse continues for 5 minutes, then 7, then 10. Half an hour passes but the moon has not moved and Earth remains in darkness

Girl just be grateful they animated your boy.

Kako

Mirai

Akane Aoi

No. 1 of the seven mysteries—

THE CLOCK KEEPERS: PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE CLOCK KEEPERS AND THE PERFECT PAINTING ARC..Y'ALL IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING 🤩 not sure if it's spoiler-y atp cuz majority anime-onlys have seen it already..

via: Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun season 2 PV