Katsuki: You Break Kyo's Heart, I Will Make Sure Your Bones Legally Identify As Powder, Understand Me?

Okay but I'm pretty sure the Kaminari one is just canon.

been messing with the headcanon generator recently and turning them into shitty mha doodles…

If you have read Piezo, this is the post that I pulled Monoma's little rant from, it was just perfect.

How about some post war arc headcanons for TetsuKendo?

yes

i love these two so much, they're such a nice healthy couple

- I hc that they started dating during their school years (post war arc makes sense because that's where everything calms down and stuff) and they were the first official relationship in the class

- Setsuna and Komori were so damn happy because they shipped it since day one and it finally happened, the otp became reality!!

- Also, aggresively supportive Monoma. Imagine him following them around all like "oh my god look at them, they're so beautiful together, truly a match made in heaven, go on and show me a class 1-A couple better than these two, oh wait, NO ONE'S DATING IN CLASS 1-A WHAT A SHAME" and Kendo wondering whether she should karate chop him or not

- Kendo would often help Tetsutetsu with studying even before they started dating

- They both suck at cooking, but this doesn't stop them with trying to learn it (i mean they have to, someones gotta cook when theyre adults) and making everyone worried about the well-being of the dorm kitchen

- These two have so much power couple vibes, they definitely work out together and they're sparring partners too

- They think of each other a lot when doing hero work, like the "what would Deku do" thing some 1-A people do.

Tetsutetsu is quite reckless and tends to throw himself into action without thinking about it much, Kendo on the other hand is a great planner who sometimes ends up overanalyzing the situation, so they make a perfect balance - Tetsutetsu thinks "Itsuka would probably stop for a moment and think it through" and Kendo thinks "Tetsu would probably stop overthinking this thing and actually go kick that villain's ass"

- Ok but adult Tetsukendo working in a shared hero agency and generally being one of the most well-known hero couples out there (i think that some hero couples are more public but others are more independent from each other, own separate agencies or keeping their relationship secret for one reason or another. Tetsukendo is definitely more like the first kind)

- Also the "married couple who keeps making their kids cringe because they refuse to stop being cheesy in public" dynamic fits them so well

Still one of my favorite things about that whole sequence, as it really showed of his skill, like he swept through the lot, laid them all out the floor in about a minute, but took the time to tie the two together, what a lad.

Mirio is a kamijiro shipper and i love him for that, like, he took the time to tie Jiro and Kaminari together with her earphone jacks while he effortlessly swept through the rest of Class 1-A. he said ‘let me just sweep the floor with these kids while also exposing who i think will be a couple’

How is this the best explanation I've seen of Hagakure's quirk, like genuinely.

And it's for a rewrite, like no that is just how I'm going want her quirk to work now, it makes so much sense.

Quirk Analysis #1

As promised, this post is for the quirk analysis of the following three students!

Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Hagakure Tooru will be discussed in this post and in that order.

Kirishima Eijirou:

Fatty and oily foods make Eijirou's skin harder, and Izuku hypothesises that it's due to the carbon content. While carbon is often associated with gases or coal, it's in food too, with the content being higher in oily or fatty foods. Eijirou manipulates the carbon in his skin by rearranging the carbon molecules to make it denser, to the point that his mohs level of hardness is equivalent to corrundum (level 9, one level below diamond).

Because of this, eating food containing high levels of carbon makes it so that there's more carbon to push between his skin cells.

While ordinary humans cannot properly digest high levels of carbon, Eijirou's body is able to, not just handle it, but properly digest it. As such, he starts eating activated charcoal, (which is safe to eat in small dosages, though Eijirou can have more), which increases his time limit, and can help him harden his entire body for longer periods of time.

It's also theorised that his teeth are sharp so that he can bite into coal.

Ashido Mina:

The most obvious contender for what her acid is made of is stomach acid, however, if she transported her stomach acid to her skin, it would make her either incredibly ill or she wouldn't be able to digest things, as she subconciously produces acid.

As such, it's much more likely that she's using carbon dioxide. It's usually pointed out as a gas, but it can exist in a liquid form. Carbon dioxide naturally exists in all humans, though typically as a gas that our body filters out through breathing. Mina is absorbing carbon dioxide as opposed to breathing it out and changing it to a liquid form.

She can alter the pH levels, though it's naturally low, around pH level 3, which leads to accidentally dissolving her bed and floor and waking up in the flat/apartment below. Don't ask. She can make the pH levels go up to about 7, which is safe to drink, though it's not recommended, and this allows her to use her acid to slip around the ground.

While she could theoretically try breathing less to increase carbon dioxide intake, but that's very dangerous without proper training. Instead, she takes sodium bicarbonate or sodium citrate pills, which increase the level of carbon dioxide in the body.

Her appearance is not connected to her quirk.

Hagakure Tooru:

Now, if Tooru were truly invisible, she would not be able to see, as the way we see is by light hitting our retinas, which bounces the light to the photoreceptors behind them which send the electrical signal to our brains. If the light passes through you, the light can't hit the retinas, meaning that no information would be sent to your brain, leaving you blind.

As such, reflecting light also cannot be her quirk, as this would lead to the same results, and would make her continuously shine.

Her quirk is actually absorbing and manipulating radiation across her skin. She doesn't feel hot or cold, as seen by her steaming lunch and how she can run around naked without a single shiver, and this is due to manipulating the thermal energy, which is a form of radiation.

Light is also a form of radiation, which is why she can produce flashes from her skin.

This could also mean that she cannot become irradiated by things such as chemical energy, though it's far too dangerous to test out.

Additionally, because of this, it's possible that she can manipulated energy across things made of her DNA, which is proven true when she gets her costume and appear invisible after she wears it.

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So that's Izuku's analysis of Eijirou, Mina, and Tooru's quirks!

I'm not a master of science, so if there's something that doesn't seem quite right, chalk it up to psuedo-science, please. I did not take A-Levels for science. My knowledge comes from my own research, mainly due to Momo's quirk.

Thanks for tuning in!

"Your boyfriend is dumb"

"And your a gay mess"

"Touché Kyo, Touché.

katsuki calls kyouka “kyo” and kyouka calls katsuki “kats” I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT IN MY HEART, i don’t care for what people say

katsuki: kyo you’re so fucking dumb for being with dunce face

kyouka: and kats, you’re so fucking gay that couldn’t even be near midoriya because u wanted to kiss him so bad that u freaked out

and they would be like that forever but always with the kats and kyo 💔

Silly moment for this chapter really can't really post anything else as there are no really pieces of dialogue that don't spoil the story.

Am I writing fan-fiction?

Yes, yes I am.

He has a flock of Robin's on him, he's screwed.

Little Western & Identity Fraud

You know the entire LW gang has probably been involved in identity fraud, I say probably cause of old Monty.

It is almost implied that Oliver used more than one number plate, and Donald & Douglas's whole story of how they got to Sodor was Identity fraud.

But Duck, Dear old Montague it is stated in the IOS that and I quote 'Duck had arrived at Tidmouth bearing the number 5741, but this is by no means certain that this was the number which had been allotted to him Ex-Works.'

And this could tie into his working life as the Real 5741 worked at Aberdare and Newport, but this was in the 50s', but Duck also spouts about the greatness of Swindon (although it is in fact the greatest) and the fact he worked at Paddington.

Both of these facts are bull, 5741 was built in Glasgow in North British, and as far as we know 5741 never worked at Paddington.

So why does Duck state all this, well think about it who the hell is going to say otherwise?

Oliver never meets Duck until at least the 60s' and City of Truro was withdrawn in 1931 so also never meets Duck, and it can be assumed that he didn't know that the first 5700's were built in Scotland, as every other loco the GWR at that point was built at Swindon until the 5700s', he also states he worked at Paddington, and meet King James he never states which one First or Second, but they entered service a year before him, so maybe early Thirties.

So either Duck just isn't 5741 or is 5741 and just bullshitting common knowledge GWR information, cuz who the hell is going to fact-check him, Gordon doesn't clearly care, and the only other engine who would probably know doesn't give two.

In Conclusion either Duck has been involved in Identity Fraud or is just a fucking liar, If the Dome Fits I guess.

I'll stand by this, especially the part about sounding like Sir Christopher Lee, I love when the characters just have like a random voice that total sounds like they'd have that, even though we have no idea who they are

Imagine with me that Tokoyami’s father is a stately raven-heteromorph gentleman who sells insurance.  Only, like Tokoyami, he speaks entirely in doom and prophecy, like he’s doing a read for one of Edgar Allan Poe’s more unnerving works.

“There are many ways in which a life can be upended.  The tremors of tectonic plates, catastrophic floods and tsunami waves, vehicular accidents, the deterioration of one’s precious health, a carelessly placed candle growing into an all-consuming inferno that destroys all that you hold dear.  Are you certain you wish to traverse your years unprepared for so adverse an event?”

Oh, and he sounds like Christopher Lee.

Fun fact I accidentally drank 2-Stroke Petrol.

I was terrified I was going to die, but I didn't actually swallow like any of it, but it tasted awful and every time I burped I felt like I was going to die.

Moral don't put fuels in empty Coke bottles and don't be a fucking moron.

use critical thinking skills