I Haven't Seen Dancing Pumpkin Guy ONCE This Year, Are You Guys Okay?

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

Mean Girls dir. Mark Waters | 2004

Animal Videos to Cheer You Up!

(I will continue to update!)

A foster dog tucking in his owner

A tiger getting hugs

A puppy riding a chicken

A cat drinking water very loudly

A turtle with walking music

A cat wants a headbutt

An owl napping

A bunny and dog are friends

A cat and its catnip

A gaggle of ducklings in a sink

A puppy...that’s it

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

Iceman @ Maverick in og Top Gun: You’re stupid and I know better than you (derogatory and slightly sexual)

Iceman @ Maverick in TGM: You’re stupid and I know better than you (lovingly)

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

My hobbies include reading fanfiction and talking shit

i want to shake those two little Victorian girl bitchs hands who faked the pictures of themselves playing with fairies and thank them for paving the way.