donald trump is a fucking idiot and shouldn’t be allowed to run this country and if you don’t agree with that then please unfollow. thanks.
This is perfection
Freddie: “Hi darlings! I know a lot of people have been requesting I show my everyday make up routine, so I thought I’d make this video. So we’re going to start with some moisturizer–”
Roger, bursting into the room: “John stole my flat iron and made a grilled cheese with it cause he saw a lifehacks tutorial, and now it’s covered in butter!”
John, off screen: “It worked weirdly well. Are you sure it wasn’t made to–”
(Jump cut. The door is now shut and Freddie’s flat iron is gone from his dresser. John is in the background eating a grilled cheese.)
Freddie: “Hi darlings! So a lot of people have been requesting I do a video of my everyday make up routine. Let’s get started with moisturizer…”
Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.
my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god
Irreverent Spoilers, but I was thinking today of this scene because it came across my tiktok and thinking through what Irreverent reader would’ve said if it ever comes up in conversation.
Reader: You told him he trusts women less than men? Hm, okay. I can see it.
Emily: Right?!
Hotch: *half jokingly* Watch it, L/N.
Emily: *walks away or gets distracted*
Hotch: What would you have said? Or what would you think, I suppose. Since I know you wouldn’t say whatever your real one is.
Reader: What makes you think I’d sugarcoat it?
Hotch: You wouldn’t. You just wouldn’t say it in front of everyone.
Reader: *looks at him appraisingly in a way that makes him feel exposed* You don’t take care of yourself, to the detriment of the team. You don’t take care of yourself when you’re sick. You don’t go to the therapists. You push yourself far more than you should. Innately, you believe you aren’t worthy of being cared for, so you neglect yourself. Which is fine when you’re the only one impacted by your physical and mental well-being, but it’s actually selfish when there are people relying on you to be at your best.
*LONG AF SILENCE*
Reader: Anyways, I probably would’ve just said you wear bad ties.
Despite being on opposite ends of the spectrum, season 2 and season 12 Spencer Reid were just the height of hotness
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