One Tried, Didn't Quite Work Out Well For Him. He Tried But Was Killed By People Saying His Abuse Didn't

One tried, didn't quite work out well for him. He tried but was killed by people saying his abuse didn't matter anymore, and he died in a tank to keep him alive long enough for his abuser to spout bullshit.

The other was too mentally ill, nihilistic, self-destructive, too much of a (more or less self-righteous) moron like lunatic, no goal/no grind, and groomed by the worst human being in the universe to know what proper feelings actually were. He died, too.

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6 months ago

Dabi would be Tomura's "hear me out" when he tells Kurogiri about who he has chosen as his mate.

Kurogiri *taking care of Tomura's feathers and making sure his little fletching is all ready for his announcement*: So, might I ask who you have chosen as your courting partner? We are all very excited to hear about it since you reached the age to properly lead our flock. (Aka. When he can have fletchings to raise the next generation and secure his position as the lead)

Tomura *nervously sweating*: Alright... uh hear me out! Okay, just hear me out.

Kurogiri *fatherly worry* : Oh no.... Tomu, please

Tomura: Hear me out! Let me talk! I have good reasons!

(Kurogiri is just so worried that chosing the outsider as his courting partner for this year would be wildly inappropriate as his first ever choice. On top of the fact that it would cause unrest in the flock)

The entire gang: Seriously, Tomura, what do you see in that outsider?!

(Dabi stumbled over his own feathery tail as he tried to perform a dance for Tomura, falling down face first.)

Tomura: He makes me laugh.

The Entire Gang: Seriously, Tomura, What Do You See In That Outsider?!

They’re are the embodiment of this meme

The Entire Gang: Seriously, Tomura, What Do You See In That Outsider?!

(Except Dabi isn’t ugly, he’s just silly)

1 year ago

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

11 months ago

my roman empire is the fact that dr. ratio couldn't get into the genius society because of how much he cares for others. my roman empire is the fact that the way that he loves and has too much empathy will be his own downfall. my roman empire is the fact that he spent so long thinking that he was enough only to be hit with the reality that the world and life is cruel and his heart is too soft for the universe he was born into.

my roman empire is that dr. ratio cares. he cares so damn much. he loved too much that it held him back from his ultimate goal.

dr. ratio they could never make me hate you.

1 year ago

Reminds me of school. I had always had a hard time interpreting shit. So I made most of the shit up on the go. Or like try to imagine what I would do or feel, which was actually not a good idea and the reason I was so horrible in that subject

I Really Thought I'd Find Something

I really thought I'd find something

8 months ago
Words From Starpeace
Words From Starpeace
Words From Starpeace
Words From Starpeace
Words From Starpeace
Words From Starpeace
Words From Starpeace
Words From Starpeace
Words From Starpeace
Words From Starpeace

words from starpeace

1 year ago

I think my favorite thing about Tumblr is the button snake. Like the pen button can be moved around and the other icons follow. I think it's the most entertaining and serotonin creating thing ever. Whoever created that feature, may you sleep peacefully at night and always wake up well rested.

8 months ago

The League of Villains, facing off against an enemy that can conjure up their deepest wants/needs.

Shigaraki, about to decay them.

Enemy: “Oh, look at that. A small corgi puppy.”

Shigaraki: “Mon-Chan?”

Dabi: “Don’t believe it. That’s not real.”

Enemy: “And what do we have here? Endeavor is near death?”

Dabi: “Knock it off.”

Enemy: “Oh? And he’s looking at you.”

Dabi: “… He’s looking at me?”

Spinner: “Don’t let them distract you, Dabi.”

Enemy: “And what’s this?? A kiss with Shigaraki—“

Spinner, knocking them out.

Everyone looking at Spinner.

Spinner, shrugging: “Who knows who could have wanted that?”

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Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)

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