Joke Of The Day.

Joke of the day.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

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8 months ago

They are such a pretty wife and ugly husband due. But the titles get switched around like cards every day because neither have the energy to be the pretty wife constantly while also wanting their husband to get the pretty wife title. They are both the pretty wife in each other's eyes.

And also being covered by a fluffy Pokémon or L.O.V. themed blanket and eating the worst and most radioactive snacks together because they both act like they have a spare body in the closet.

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8 months ago

The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

1 year ago

Shigadabi

In an AU where neither of then has any emotional intelligence but both have sexual drives. So they fuck without realizing that they are falling for one another, and the only way they can express their wants is the way that the sex turns slowly sweeter and sweeter. First they remain in bed for a bit longer, then clean each other up, then just sleep in the bed cause of exhaustion and them cuddle. (Cause of exhaustion and they only do it when they are sure the other is "asleep" and then claim it was an accident.)

And it slowly turns to the point where they don't even do it, but just undress and lay in bed together cuddled up.

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1 year ago

When I write or form any plot

I Made Something

I made something

9 months ago

Its always needs to be shocking and awful for people to give a shit on here, as if the situation isnt constantly shocking and awful. Even if we have momentum now i cant relax because i know it will die in a matter of hours and i will have to come around begging again for people to give a fuck.

I cant even imagine the pain and humiliation of being the palestinian person who actually needs help and has to beg people to give a shit, and so many people will straight up report them as spam and try to get their account deleted.

And tumblr will LET it get deleted because they are just looking for excuses to delete and silence ANYONE who isnt white or happens to be a trans woman.

Do you realise how dehumanizing that is? That people will automatically assume that you are not a real person because you dont speak the right language? Because you havent been immersed in the ambiently american culture of this website enough to navigate it "naturally"? Because reporting as spam is easier than doing the extra effort of even listening? All this while theres a genocide going on by people who have assumed that you are not worthy of the dignity of being considered human.

1 year ago

Sure, why not? At this point, he has already shown how little he cares about Tomura and how weird and random everything feels. Like dream dimension? Sure, why not that also. It can't fuck the story up more at this point. And we'll just have to take his tomfoolery lying down.

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My Predictions For Chapter 419
11 months ago
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9 months ago
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put
I’m Pretty Sure I’m Not The Only One Who Has Trouble Remembering Developmental Milestones. I Put

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

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Alex/MiScha

Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)

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