AU Where Tomura Is A Coroner And Dabi A Lawyer And They Work With Some Kind Of Underground Gang Or Mafia/yakuza.

Lord of the Murky Depths

Imagine Tomura and Dabi swap bodies and the whole time Dabi is like “Why is everything so hard to do? I just decayed my fucking phone.” while Tomura is like “This body is in constant pain and I can’t even cry about it.” and then once they get switched back they both have a silent respect for each other.

I'd fucking retire dude are you kidding me

Dabi: Why are girls allowed to call their friends girlfriends but when I try to call my boytoy handsome buffed up, slutty waisted malewife Tomura that I get weird looks?

Toga:....I think you are missing the point.

Tomura, waking up in the hospital: You’re holding my hand.

Dabi: Yeah, I told them we’re married so that you don’t testify against me in court. Look, I even got you a ring.

Tomura: So you want us to fake being married?

Dabi: No, we’re real married. I forged your signature.

Tomura: …

Dabi: Your heart rate monitor is really going wild there boss.

Finally had the energy to hunt down my old comic notebook. Welcome back Tiny To Bean I missed you 🥲

The League of Villains, facing off against an enemy that can conjure up their deepest wants/needs.

Shigaraki, about to decay them.

Enemy: “Oh, look at that. A small corgi puppy.”

Shigaraki: “Mon-Chan?”

Dabi: “Don’t believe it. That’s not real.”

Enemy: “And what do we have here? Endeavor is near death?”

Dabi: “Knock it off.”

Enemy: “Oh? And he’s looking at you.”

Dabi: “… He’s looking at me?”

Spinner: “Don’t let them distract you, Dabi.”

Enemy: “And what’s this?? A kiss with Shigaraki—“

Spinner, knocking them out.

Everyone looking at Spinner.

Spinner, shrugging: “Who knows who could have wanted that?”

Disease - Lady Gaga

Cannibal - Kesha

Joyride- Kesha

Monster- Lady Gaga

Sex for homework - MSI

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