Hugs :3

@suddenlyklepto go to sleep

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

QUOTE OF THE WEEK AGAIN GANG

ive finally found a good one.. its been ages but... here it is!!!!

"Take one for the team and fucking kill Dottore." - Arlecchino in a post by @lesbianzatr

this made me giggle, thank you

im crying

i just read a silly little smutty little shiggy fanfic and it was so funny and surprising and so holy shit WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE WENT THROUGH TEN FUCKING ORGASMS WHAT and so cool and so omg im a little jealous how do people manage to write this shit and share it with people why cant i do that and it was just a rlly fucking good fanfic ASDFGHJ thats probably enough tumblr for today tho i have homework to do

hes so nice to him <333

Bkdk - punk/prep au (Part 20) !!!! 🧡💚

Part 21 is gonna be a multi-page comic, and the first page is already up on p!treon !! 🥰

back from hibernation

yahoo im gonna crash out if spotify changes and removes songs again like i was listening to my good ol nostalgia playlist and the slowed eeeaaaooo i had in there was super different it was lowkey just beeps that happened to sound like eeeaaaooo theyve also taken off the or3o + cg5 version of anything you can do and doki doki forever and the clover songs (or3o's lil electric swing thing) are HANGING ON BY A THREAD like if i click a clover song it sends me to a version with an impossible number of filters on it idk why spotify's just telling us "nuh uh no more silly songs for you" but its pissing me right off atp i might go back to youtube music 😭 i genuinely cant be bothered to find any silly quotes for these weeks im tired sorry </3

yo uhm

dumb thing for friends if i avent replied to ur messages in like 4 weeks ist probably bc i closed the tumblr tab and forgot dont kill me <33

holy shit ur right

DAINSLIEF

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

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winter au bkdk you will always have my heart 🧣🐺🐏

guys this is my question

yk how women have periods bc the egg wasnt fertilised so they evict it from ur womb and yk in the omegaverse betas (aka glorified humans) get that too right so my question revolves around the omegas. i mean female omegas probably get periods bc yk we have ovulation (egg is released) then heat (most potent fertilization window) and then if the eggs still there thanks to heat suppressants they evict it (probably) but thats just context. no, my actal question is far more important... male omegas can get pregnant. And if ur feeling up to it, by extension, alphas may also get pregnant if mated with an "enigma" (basically a super alpha? idrk) so if male omegas (and by extension alphas) get pregnant and go through the same cycle as ovulation -> heat -> period like the females, then how does it happen? honestly what happens do they bleed through their corn dog does the egg just die does it come out through mayonaise i actualy gotta know dude like its a late night question and im confused tee hee

he cant be saved

someone save him nooo!!!😞