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i never know how to caption these.

If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

I filmed stuff for a “lyrical film”. I basically made this one a music video. The song is Brian is the Most Beautiful

fag and dyke does not mean man and woman. transmasc and transfem does not mean man and woman. guy and girl dont even mean man and woman to me anymore

fake ass pathetic man liker i bet you dont even fantasize about pushing him down stairs and making him cry

being an online weirdo is fucking awesome because you get to befriend other online weirdos. just now saw a sexual motorcycle post and i was like "hey i'll send this to my buddy, The Motorcycle Fucker" and sure enough it was a smash hit

Been getting into this whole Roblox thing lately it’s neato

why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong

“You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch. Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it’s really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy. You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can’t write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that’s really not you. It’s not ingrained. It’s not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like. If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it’s the only way.”

— Julien Smith, The Flinch (via wnq-anonymous)

This was supposed to be about writing. Now it’s just. The garbage i like….

I haven’t even written anything in like two weeks…

That’s how i know im a REAL writer: not doing it

comic

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

🌸 affirmations 🌸

there is nothing wrong with me

it is the world that has to change

it is the world that will change

revenge makes poor anodyne, but it will have to do

that feeling in the pit of my stomach is the dragon

heaven exists to be summited

an eye for an eye gives me two eyes

my polearm technique is unparalleled

That’s all for tonight, and remember!!

I’m not crazy!

YOU’RE CRAZY!!!!!!!!

Heard it’s some sort of lesbian day today. That’s so cool lesbians I love you guys

Maybe a nothing sandwich. No bread, no sand, not even the wich. A good ol fashioned for lunch

None of the foods in my home fulfill my vague and nonspecific cravings so instead I’ll be eating nothing for lunch

None of the foods in my home fulfill my vague and nonspecific cravings so instead I’ll be eating nothing for lunch

Arranged Marriage Tropes

The Reluctant Pair

Neither of them wants to be there. They're totally against the idea of being forced into this situation, maybe they had plans for their own future, or they're just stubborn about being told what to do. But then surprise, they start catching feelings. It’s the slow burn we all live for.

Enemies to Lovers

This is the ultimate trope. They start off hating each other’s guts, refusing to even look at each other. Every interaction is dripping with sass, sarcasm, and all kinds of tension. But then, somehow, the sparks turn into a fire of a different kind. They go from "I can't stand you" to "maybe I like you more than I thought."

The Fake Marriage

This one’s gold. They both agree to pretend to be the perfect couple just to get their families off their backs. Of course, faking love gets tricky when you actually start to feel something. It’s all "pretend to hold my hand" until their hearts decide it’s not so pretend anymore.

The Love Triangle

The classic dilemma. One character’s already in love with someone else, or someone new shows up just as the arranged marriage is about to happen. Cue the inner turmoil, awkward run-ins, and the big decision, who will they choose?

Cultural Clash

They come from totally different worlds. There’s misunderstandings, awkward moments, and all kinds of learning curves as they figure out how to make it work. It’s not just about learning to love each other, but also learning to respect their differences. Bonus points for growth.

Family Drama

The families are pulling all the strings here, putting a ton of pressure on the characters to get married. Maybe one’s doing it out of loyalty, maybe the other’s feeling trapped. Either way, it’s a balancing act between family expectations and their own desires. Cue the emotional drama.

These tropes are like comfort food, familiar but so satisfying. Whether it’s the enemies-turned-lovers drama or the slow realization that they’ve fallen for each other, these stories are all about the rollercoaster of emotions. You start off thinking, “They’re never gonna work,” and by the end, you're rooting for them to make it.

Trick or treating idea for this year: go around and just start killing people

Lesbians… they are like cowboys to me, you must understand. Maybe not quite heroes, but trailblazing in the same way an outlaw or sheriff would make his life in an old western. They’re mythological. Like pirates, knights, or ESPECIALLY cowboys. I could never be a cowboy; it’s just not practical in a way that suits my lifestyle. But I admire them so. Do you understand? You must understand.

I want to watch a western movie but everyone is lesbian

I wish I could be a lesbian… but I like boys…

curses…

academic accommodation services should be called kill Yourself and die services

I thinkg I had a crush on GLaDOS as a kid

I thunk I still do…………..

I could microwave a chili dog today. Maybe even two. Like sonic the rat man…