If the Marauder’s were born anytime in the 2000’s I’m only certain of one thing. Remus would force all of them into watching Nativity.
To him it’s a sacred muggle culture, and during the Christmas of 1st year after James begged all of the Marauders parents for a sleepover on the eve Remus made his da shrink down the TV and DVD player.
Then he set it all up. James was buzzing, Sirius was confused as all fuck, and Peter was honestly just there for the vibes.
After that year watching Nativity absolutely became a Marauders tradition. James and Sirius begin preforming musical numbers from the film the second it hit’s December, James is convinced Lily Evans is his Jen.
Overall, chaos. Remus has no regrets.
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I pickled the blorbos. They get separate jars bc I'm evil like that
i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do
we never talk about how challenging it is to write/read a fanfic where someone calls Lily 'Evans' and there is also a character named Evan. like damn that's so confusing
hey don't cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.
being hyperfixated on the marauders but not even remotely invested in taylor swift is a battle only given to god's strongest soldiers
Their ship(romantic or platonic idk) name being eclipse is something really cute to me
“They’re just fictional characters” ok then why do I feel like their heartache personally cracked my ribs?