Negative bonus points caused by the rare and wondrous father
- Since I held onto his arm with both my hands it gave him the opportunity to fling me around like a whip. He took this opportunity three times before concluding that my hips must’ve been acting up.
- There is nowhere to sit in this god forsaken coastal town. The only bench I did have a chance to sit on quite literally had a guard dog. I am now sat on the concrete, my ass is cold.
- And after I stand up again I’ll have to walk back to the car with the mistake I made, aka buying four bottles of flavoured water at Iceland. I am. Not excited to try balance that weight so my shoulders don’t get messed up as well.
I DAMNED MYSELF IM ON THE MOVE AGAIN
A day on the town!!!
My dad is being used as my walking aid. I am. In so much pain. Everything from the neck below feels numb. I feel like a pot of boiling water.
Someone save me I need a bed.
evan’s nickname being rosie gives the same energy as a pit bull named cupcake
tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all
with due respect business insider I think that millennial fandom moms have been this site's strongest warriors for the past 15+ years
remus singing “the prettiest star” to sirius horribly out of key, slightly tipsy on cheap beer and the grey of sirius’ eyes. sirius devouring every moment of it, falling impossible more in love each second.
I hate when Sirius Black is not the most attractive man in the room. I'm sorry Remus, who? James, who? Regulus, who? Barty, who? Get out of here. It's Sirius of Troy, girl.
twelve years of it, in azkaban.
Lily: We can have our nervous breakdown later, Everyone get it together Remus: Fine, but when we do get to have our nervous breakdown I go first
JKR is very transphobic but to be clear she is also very racist and antisemitic and ableist also
marys the kind of girl to have 29384958 crushes in a week ngl