Fucking BALLER, Look At This @n0r

11!Sirius: no, Regulus, you can’t come play with us, James is my friend 16!Regulus: no, Sirius, you can’t come with us, James and I have a date

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fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

British people have always had an unexplainable hatred for the French. I need it to be explored in this friend group dynamic immediately.

The amount of casual conversations me and my brother have had about exploding France and turning it into a large snow globe is impossible to count, so tell me

Why aren’t the marauders planning to prank the entire country of France because Sirius happened to let his accent slip during breakfast, and now they want to remove croissants and pain au chocolats from the entire globe because it made them laugh too hard

We as a fandom don't explore the idea of the marauder's bullying Sirius for being French as much as we need to

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

McGonagall: really who could be worse than Sirius and his friends

Regulus "will get his revenge even if it kills him" Black

Evan "cuts dead things open for fun" Rosier

Barty "arsonist with daddy issues" Crouch Jr

Pandora "seer with a knack for experimenting" Rosier

Dorcas "the one keeping them all out of Azkaban" Meadowes

In another world I think James Potter and Sirius Black started the ‘would you love me if I was a worm?’ trend by asking the question then transfiguring pictures of themselves into one. I can’t even explain my reasoning behind this, it just makes a stupid amount of sense to me.

"I love morally grey characters!" They say, draining all the grey out of the character.

ok, for those of you who don't know, jk rowljng donated £70k to an organisation of Scottish women who wanted the legal definition of a woman to be based on biological sex alone in the uk. today they had this ruled for in court.

the legal definition of a woman in the uk is now based purely on biological sex, which will likely fuel the deconstruction of laws made to protect trans people and fuel new transphobic laws. we are still apparently protected from discrimination though.

the worst part of this is that news reports have been treating this as a good thing. jk rowling is painted as an amazing person in school assemblies. after doing not only what she does on twitter, but actively funding the discrimination of trans people.

James: So tonight I was thinking we could stay up late playing checkers and say all the things we like about each other Kidnapper, crying: Your father paid the ransom 3 days ago, please go home