Oh Ew. Why Are You Interacting With Me. Shoo.

I think one of my favorite things about the pro shipper side of Tumblr is that I can loudly say I like the show High Guardian Spice, actively ship myself with one of the characters , and watch it regularly and no one even bats an eye unlike legit everywhere else where I off hand mention Im watching the series and get spammed with "We will pray for you" and "Who is making you do this?"

I'm watching it cuz I like it 😔 but if I say that, people write me a list on why I shouldn't that just boils down to 'Its cringe.'

So small but so loud ToT

Basically every artist and/or writer over the age of 25 is proship.

Sorry to break it to you, but the creators of your favorite shows, comics, and video games are most likely all proship.

Your therapists and psychologists would be considered proship. Your school teachers would most likely be considered proship. Hell, most of you have parents that would be considered proshippers.

The mass majority of people can understand the concept of a fictional story being harmless. Antis, you're the minority.

Bruh, I thought they were talking about a plot line or some shit, you mean to say antis are defending hit and runs on minors now ToT

Okay according to this anti a hit and run of a literal TEENAGER is still not as bad as shipping two fictional characters

Sometimes a Son’s Greatest Fear is Becoming His Father

And then WE'RE the bad guys.

For no reason at all, I decided to go to that name the colors site and pick an unnamed shade of pink and...

I decided to actually try and name a color Proship Pink. Hoping it doesn't get bombed for being deemed offensive or inappropriate. https://colornames.org/color/ff4b80

And I case it does, the alternative pink where I just call it Pink Ship instead 🙏 😔 If Proship Pink fucking dies, all hopefully always have pink Ship. https://colornames.org/color/ff316e

I am like, 89% sure that Dana Terrence said 'Death to the Author' so people could have fun in the fandom regardless what she says irl

Aka

I think Dana Terrence is encouraging Proshipers

I miss the days when people openly shipped Sebastian and Ceil from Black Butler and instead of harassing the shipper, people just said 'Oh that's kinda weird.' and ignored them.

"We both laugh at our son's big balls." - Colleen Hoover.

@rayday-mayday

Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes

@fymo-blogs @the-real-gmail @totally-china @dhampirdreamerz @france-unofficial

What I find especially funny is that very specifically, it's impossible. Every creator that has tried to do this only FURTHER invited Proshipers over. Make it obvious you're a dumb dumb, the people you hate are marching in.

Oh Honey…

That’s… That’s Just Not Possible.

I’m Not Even Trying To Be Mean.

I Genuinely Don’t Think That’s Possible.

We Are Everywhere.

For Every AntiShipper, There Is A ProShipper.