My Favorite Part Of Spider-Man Homecoming Was The Bit Where Peter Briefly Impersonates Thor. He’s A

I am literally in love with the fact I get to see how my little cousins interact even with a language barrier. On my mom’s side, I have a 3 year old little cousin who only speaks French, and on my dad’s side I have a 2 year old cousin who only speaks Spanish. When they play together it is so funny to see them blabber on and on to each other until one of them hears a word that sounds familiar and then they just repeat that word and nod like they’re totally connecting. Like today the one that speaks Spanish said “Venga a poner los pantalones en la muneca!” and the other heard “pantalones” and was just like “Oui, pantalon!” They’re best friends and it’s the cutest and funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

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Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

goyisch historians: jews did not put up any fight in WWII :) they just complacently marched off to camps 

90% of yiddish folk music from WWII: i can and will kill hitler with my own two fists

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AUSTRALIAN SLANG IS WEIRD AND WRONG AND UNHOLY

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Easy enough.