Just Imagine The Avengers Going To Ikea, And Thor Is The Only One Who Can Pronounce The Name Of Anything. 

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

I don’t think I’ve seen an answer to the question of how close or far apart the things happening today (”send her back”, detention centers etc) are to the nazis quite as good or thorough as this answer on quora

Speaking European languages as I’ve encountered them

Me: *speaks spanish*

Spanish speaking person: oh, nice, you speak Spanish. Let’s talk in it, if you make mistakes that’s fine, but if they’re too bad I’ll let you know.

Me: *Speaks German*

German person: Oh, where did you study German? It sounds nice. (continues in English)

Me: *Speaks Estonian*

Estonian person: Oh my god that’s awesome! How long have you been studying? I’m so happy you decided to learn Estonian! Would you like to practice with me? Do you like kohuke? Do you like rye bread?

Me: *speaks dutch*

Dutch person: why

fuck attractive people

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

I feel like I've reblogged this before, but I'll REBLOG IT AGAIN

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

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When you drink alcohol, both you and the alcohol get drunk.

This single image could not be more inaccurate about about Gen Z slang even if the selection process was getting a series of randomly chosen monkeys to tap on keyboards to generate phrases.