Melalta - Fickled Ghoti

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

#linguistics

me: don’t look at my browser history !! you: dw everyone watches porn i won’t judge you me:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

Punny Signs.

its like america and britain are having a competition for who can fuck themselves up more politically 

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

boops boops in a bucket

the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation

Speaking European languages as I’ve encountered them

Me: *speaks spanish*

Spanish speaking person: oh, nice, you speak Spanish. Let’s talk in it, if you make mistakes that’s fine, but if they’re too bad I’ll let you know.

Me: *Speaks German*

German person: Oh, where did you study German? It sounds nice. (continues in English)

Me: *Speaks Estonian*

Estonian person: Oh my god that’s awesome! How long have you been studying? I’m so happy you decided to learn Estonian! Would you like to practice with me? Do you like kohuke? Do you like rye bread?

Me: *speaks dutch*

Dutch person: why

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After my cross, Are you? no wAy, mAn. it's mine.