What The Past Couple Days Have Felt Like

reading mtmte with my friends and oh my god this is the funniest fucking response to bullshit I've ever read I'm taking this NOW

Perceptor, looking around: Is something burning?

Brainstorm, pulling Perceptor closer: Just my desire for you.

Perceptor: ...Brainstorm, your workstation is literally on fire.

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

Ultra Magnus: *Notices Brainstorm and Perceptor*

Ultra Magnus: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.

Rodimus: You mean... you ship them?

not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.

sorry for being insane about opm. as it is my fault